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[chaosgoddess]

[There's a new face on the com link today. A woman with dark black hair that seems to have life on its own, blue skin and red eyes with a yellow sclera that stare at the screen with a piercing look, smile never faulting. She's beautiful in the same way a fire is beautiful. Get too close and you might not make it out alive.

She's floating on mid air at the top of Prima's tower, wispy smoke where her legs should be. Unlike other newcomers she listened to the basic explanations of the acolytes and then left to explore around the Haven and learn from herself.]

I suppose it was only a matter of time before such a thing as this came about the cosmos, an inter-dimensional portal malfunctioning, dragging us together.

[Doesn’t that alarm her in the slightest? No, not at all. She was bothered by the black marking on her arm but her annoyance didn't last long. Eris feels Unicron's presence in the planet, another chaos god, another destroyer, lurking around the corners of the weaker minds here...It makes her smile. It's not every day that she crosses paths with one of her own kind.]

Precious little mortal puppets, how I have missed interacting with you all. This place is the most beautiful chorus of anguish I've heard in a millennium. Insanity, destruction and strife, and all that without my help. Oh and most of you aren't humans, that’s even better. Who knows what you could do, there are so many possibilities…I’m going to like playing here.

I’m the Goddess of Chaos and Discord. You know me. You’ve seen my work before. You’ve most likely felt my power at some point in your life.

Call me Eris.

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[video]

[tower_bound]

Well, almost nothing is fresh, which is strange for me, but even the jarred foods are funny. They have funny lids and funny labels and ingredients I couldn't pronounce if I tried, and sometimes they're not even made from glass. Then there's the stuff in metal that's near impossible to open, and then there are things that are wrapped in this weird, slick, waterproof material.

Actually, I think the jars that aren't made out of glass are made out of a hard version of it.

[Plastic. She means plastic.] Nothing is like the food back home.

But, um... I don't know, i-it really wasn't a date. I mean, he had to take me if he wanted me to return his crown. I don't even know if he liked me back. Okay, he liked me, but I don't know if he liked me. N-not that I didn't want him to, I really did, but...

I never got the chance to ask about it.

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[chaosgoddess]

[Eris makes a face.] Who would eat something like that?

[Not she needs to eat regularly but still. Thanks to the Lambda, she has to do it now to survive, but she's still happily unaware of it.] Waterproof material...hardened leather, perhaps?

[What the hell is plastic.] I'll have to investigate.

Sweetie, you are babbling. Did you like him?

[video]

[tower_bound]

Everyone who has to in order to survive, I guess. We don't exactly have a choice.

And um, no, it's not leather. But trust me when I say you'll know it when you see it.

[O-oh dear. Mother always warned her about the mumbling. Rapunzel offers an apologetic smile, hems, and corrects herself.]

Yes, I did. Flynn was... something else. Someone I couldn't take at face value, someone genuine and warm beneath his cool guise of a persona.

[video]

[chaosgoddess]

Not gods, we do not eat. Sometimes we drink ambrosia, though. Some ore than others.

I'll pay attention then.

[Your mother is someone Eris would have liked to meet.]

Someone new. New things are always exciting. why was he acting cold if he was not really like that? Did he had something to hide?

[video]

[tower_bound]

Oh, wow...! That's amazing. I guess you're lucky then, considering the food situation here.

[Perhaps one day it will happen~.]

Well, his actual identity for one. He was... um... well, he was a thief. So he went by the name Flynn Rider, after a storybook swashbuckler adventurer.

[video]

[chaosgoddess]

What food situation? [If is there a way to make it worse, then she's interested in it.

Is the world ready for that day, though? ]

Ah, thieves. [Excuse her apparent disgust. She had some troubles with the last thief she met.] They are always hard to deal with.

[video]

[tower_bound]

Pretty much everything I've already told you.

[The whole "no fresh foods" and "strangely prepackaged" thing.]

Oh, not really. All I had to do was convince him to escort me; it wasn't too hard once I knew what he wanted.

[Surprise, Rapunzel had successfully blackmailed a full-grown man and professional thief.]