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sixth test ; audio ; kings and gods

[ Hello again feed, still spindle-fingered GLaDOS here, with a smile and a lighter tone than usual. ]

You're all probably used to my whining for free materials by now, aren't you?

Good, that's only half of why I'm here.

I've been given a job by our 'holier than thou' Firstforged, and in turn, I need a little kickstart. I'm positive you won't object to my helping one of our larger, more powerful friends.

Back to details. I don't want free materials, simply knowledge. Pooling resources. You know. Working together for the sake of our survival, and all that.

So I'll keep it short.

What can anyone bring to the table about reanimation? Legends. Stories. Theories. Fact. I'll take anything.

Help me now, and I'll make doubly sure to help you. Sound fair?

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Reanimation?

For what exactly? [THAT DOESN'T SOUND SKETCHY AT ALL.]

For fun and games, of course.

[ But no, seriously. ]

I was requested to look into it by Liege Maximo. Why, worried I'd raise an army?

Maybe if this was Earth.

[ SHE'S KIDDING ]

[Oh there's a sound of a dry stare through the link.]

And what did he request for you to resurrect?

Local wildlife.

Are you asking in order to help, or are you all this nosy?

I've dealt with resurrection once before.

Granted, it was indirectly. However, I do not approve of such acts.

So you are just nosy.

[ And to think she got her hopes up. ]

I have every right to be nosy when you're planning on playing with fate.

[His voice rises a little.]

You have no reason to be messing with those who have already passed on. [He pauses as he tries to recollect himself. Something deep down inside him wishes that perhaps, you could raise the dead once again but. Then again, people could be resurrected anyways. They die here and come back a few hours later. The First Forged did it all the time.

At least, that's what he assumed.]

Your First Forged asked you to research this topic. And yet, when people die here, they come back.

I had always thought that was the First Forged's doing.

I asked for help, not your self righteous beliefs.

I guess it's not then, is it?

[ She sighs, dramatically. ]

Any other questions, Mr. Need-to-know-it-all?

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What, like zombies?

Sort of.

Preferably more responsive, less mindless.

Oh, good, that's not creepy at all or anything.

I was just wondering, can't actually help. Only stuff I know about zombies is what I've seen in movies, and even then, it's just "aim for the head".

That's a reliable source, I suppose true love exists too.

[ Sarcasm galore. ]

You think I was being serious? The hell you gonna do with zombies, anyway?

Whatever I want, isn't it obvious?

Liege asked me to. As a favor.

Hah! That's sketchy as hell! What, was he like "yeah, do me a favor and raise an undead army. That should keep people on their toes for a while"?

That hardly seems... necessary, given as to how this place does such a thing on its own.

You can say that to my dead friend here. I'll have to open his stasis chamber so he can hear you though.

[ MMMM sarcasm. ]

What?

Who's gone and died now?

Oh nobody. I wish it was someone important, that's make it more interesting.

It's a centipede. A nice one too.

A... centipede? One of the creatures from the Badlands?

Huh. Yeah, I'd say so. You don't see any here, do you?

What on -- what was it doing here?

Continuing what it was doing before it got here; being dead.

It was a gift, given that I could reanimate it, I could keep the lab it came in.

A rather nice trade off.

A gift from... who, exactly?

...'Reanimation'? What, like. Zombies?

[She curls her fingers into claws, crosses her eyes, and moans in her best zombie impression.]

Didn't we have some of those for a while?

[Sari you technically started to BECOME ONE shut up.]

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