sixth test ; audio ; kings and gods

[nobirds]

 [ Hello again feed, still spindle-fingered GLaDOS here, with a smile and a lighter tone than usual. ]

You're all probably used to my whining for free materials by now, aren't you?

Good, that's only half of why I'm here.

I've been given a job by our 'holier than thou' Firstforged, and in turn, I need a little kickstart. I'm positive you won't object to my helping one of our larger, more powerful friends.

Back to details. I don't want free materials, simply knowledge. Pooling resources. You know. Working together for the sake of our survival, and all that.

So I'll keep it short.

What can anyone bring to the table about reanimation? Legends. Stories. Theories. Fact. I'll take anything. 

Help me now, and I'll make doubly sure to help you. Sound fair?

Comments

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[badboybikerbot]

What, like zombies?

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[nobirds]

Sort of.

Preferably more responsive, less mindless.

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[badboybikerbot]

Oh, good, that's not creepy at all or anything.

I was just wondering, can't actually help. Only stuff I know about zombies is what I've seen in movies, and even then, it's just "aim for the head".

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[nobirds]

That's a reliable source, I suppose true love exists too.

[ Sarcasm galore. ]

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[badboybikerbot]

You think I was being serious? The hell you gonna do with zombies, anyway?

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[nobirds]

Whatever I want, isn't it obvious?

Liege asked me to. As a favor.

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[badboybikerbot]

Hah! That's sketchy as hell! What, was he like "yeah, do me a favor and raise an undead army. That should keep people on their toes for a while"?