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A brief census, if you will. Typically, I'm not interested in such things, but... it may prove useful in determining the hows and whys of our arrivals.

That said...

Approximately, or, preferably, exactly, how many universes are represented by individuals within the Haven? Specifically Cybertronian universes.

[He pauses.]

Though, I suppose, if we're going to be entirely accurate, we also need to consider organic universes...

So consider this an informal survey. Do try and respond promptly.

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[INDIGNANT SPACE BRITISH SILENCE.]

You can't be serious.

What? It's not my fault you don't pay attention.

Fine then. Name them.

Okay. There's Cybertron, Cybertron, Cybertron, Cybertron, Cybertron, Earth, Cybertron, another Earth, Bizarro Cybertron, upside down Cybertron, plaid Cybertron, the pit that Prowl crawled out of which is probably also Cybertron-

[feel free to interrupt any time yeah]

Oi, Gunboy.

Nice.

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Why thank you. I aim to please.

Don't get too cocky. It was probably just a fluke.

...

...pfft. Plaid Cybertron.

I'm just sayin', I wouldn't mess with a bunch of Cybertronians that had the balls to flounce around painted in tacky plaid patterns. Would you? They'd probably cave your head in. It would be like Braveheart, but with more robots and less Mel Gibson.

... What are you even saying?

Heeeeey, Kagerou's here too! You didn't get a chance to watch too many movies, did you.

What is a movie.

Really? Uh, well. You know TV, right?

The thing Power Joe is always watching?

Hey, those are telenovas.

Different than whatever Gunboy's spewing about.

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Yeah, that. Y'watch movies on 'em.

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Thank you. That will be all.

[WOW you're irritating.]

Hey, don't be all pissy and British at me, you're the one asking stupid questions! "Name them"? Seriously? First of all, do all these different universes even have names? Or do you just mean the planets? Because I guarantee you, there's like thirty Cybertrons as far as this place is concerned.

How do you know one isn't plaid?

None of the current arrivals or past arrivals have described anything like a 'plaid Cybertron.'

You're the one who's attempting to waylay my research with useless data.

Tch, gettin' all technical.

Actually, the term you're looking for is "bullshitting". Seven words less and still completely accurate.

I'm a scientist. I'm made to be technical.

Wow, that's just. Thrilling.

It is. For me.

So what kinda science crap do you do, anyway?

Physics both astro-based and non, both theoretical and non, applied chemical development and analysis, geological surveying, engineering -- both practical and theoretical --

[Yeah he's just going to keep on talking.]

[ooooops was this a mistake it sounds like it was a mistake]

Uh huh.

Oooh yeah that's neat, huh.

[y'know doing that whole smiling and nodding thing]

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