Video [Origin in Alpha Trion's temple]

[scienderp]

[The video feed is turned on, focusing on the face of a large, white mech with a very distinctly... worried and concerned expression. Guys, guys he was just under several feet of ice guys how did this happen what is this even-]

I have learned a few things from the ah... acolytes within this temple, but I have more questions for those who have been brought here.

My name is Skyfire, is there anyone here who would recognize that name?

[He's not going to mention any names specifically, but there's a definite hopeful lift to his tone.]

I'm looking for any other Autobots there may be out there as well... Even if I do not know you now, I would still like to learn more about you. It isn't necessary of course, but... it seems only right that we all get to know each other.

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[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

That would be because I'm one-of-a-kind.

[There's almost a sparkle in his eye when he says that.]

And really? Huh, then I was waaaaay off. Oh well! I'd feel sorry for a manualbot, anyhow. They're much harder to drive in video games, I can't imagine dealing with that in everyday life. Yikes...

[Video]

[scienderp]

Yes but... Well a one of a kind what? If you don't mind my asking... what are you?

I'm afraid I don't understand at all...

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[I hope you weren't expecting him to actually explain anything.]

I'm a bear.




[...Except that.]

[Video]

[scienderp]

Ah, so you are a bear. I have heard a little about you. Could you tell me more about what a bear is?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Only good things, I hope.

[This doesn't boost his ego at all.]

Well then, sit on down and I'll introduce you to the exciting world of bears. Chapter one! A bear is a majestic creature, yet at the same time a powerful warrior. We're also irresistible to all the girls, that one's important.

Maybe you should write this down...

[Video]

[scienderp]

A girl? You mean a female human? How strange, I would not think they would seek creatures outside of their own species.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Why the heck would you think that? Have you seen human girls? They're super cuties!

...That, and when I say one-of-a-kind, I'm not joking around, bub. I don't think I've ever seen another me before.

[Video]

[scienderp]

They are... well I would not call them unattractive, I am sure by human standards they are very pretty. However, I do not think that they are to my taste.

You are the only bear on earth?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Teddie writes that off as Skyfire having horrible taste, then.]

Huh? No, there're 'regular' bears, but I don't like that label so much. Honestly, what makes a bear a 'regular' bear? That's implying that I'm irregular and that's just rude!

[Video]

[scienderp]

[Skyfire is an alien, Teddy, humans are strange, fleshy, fragile little creatures]

So you are not an average bear? What sets you apart from a typical bear, if you do not mind my asking?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Teddie blinks. He's usually used to people knowing everything, so explaining what makes him so different is ...new.]

I have a zipper around my neck.

[Video]

[scienderp]

A.... A zipper.

[Computing!]

So you are wearing a costume.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[He sputters before looking a little annoyed, if not embarrassed.]

It's not a costume, it just keeps my head on.

[Video]

[scienderp]

It keeps your head on. I do not understand, are you an organic being?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

...I have no idea!

[Video]

[scienderp]

You do not know if you are organic or not... Do you have skin and hair?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Does glorious silky fur count as hair~?

[Video]

[scienderp]

But is it rooted in skin? Do you possess fleshy organs and blood?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Oh my, this is starting to get just a wee bit personal, dontcha think? Asking about my tinkering and whatnot~

But if you must know, yeah, I got those after I got an inside.

[Video]

[scienderp]

Then how can you function with a zipper around your head?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

I ...dunno? I just do? I'm a bear, not a doctor!

[Video]

[scienderp]

What happens if you... er, remove your head?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

It comes off!

[Duh.]

Don't worry, it's safe. I've had it knocked off a few times before.

[Video]

[scienderp]

.... But how can you live without your head?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

I dunno! I told you, I'm no doctor. Heck if I know how any of this works. That's just how it's always been.