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So, if anything, these last few days on the Link have proven one thing; the stupid acolytes are not doing their job. Sure, they give a basic rundown of the Lambda but many people are still shocked when their glyph changes. They're shocked to learn that the First Forged are totally creepy and somehow watch our every move then give us weird boons or whatever based on how amusing they think our shenanigans are.

I'm thinking something like Bulkhead's post. A simple FAQ detailing everything people who are new won't think to ask when they first arrive.

Throw all your stupid questions at me, I'll put them in with an answer. Break the news to them that they're stuck here gently! Hell, we should probably start making sure each altar has a good supply of high grade for when they show up.

Nothing like taking bad news with a fragload of alcohol, right?


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We need to talk.

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[he can do neutral! civil? not so much.]

I can do it myself.
We don't need a "variety", we need fact. Not theories.

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I'm not talking theories.  I'm talking experience.  There are people who have been here much longer than you have.  I think the guide would benefit from their input.

  [Why does dealing with you always give him a headache?  …he's a robot, he's not even supposed to be /able/ to get headaches.]

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Time here is completely irrelevant.
If someone who arrived a week ago knows why glyphs change, then it's just as valid as someone who's been here for years.

[never mind that they were probably told by a veteran in the first place... he's being deliberately obtuse.]

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[thankyou4myheart]

And that someone obviously isn't you as I know you've been here more than a week, which only proves my point about talking to others.

At least consider it, please.

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I didn't say it was me!
Of course I'm going to have different sources of input, how stupid do you think I am?
I've done slag like this for thousands of years. It's easy.

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[thankyou4myheart]

Asshole [Stupid, not so much.  Contrary and argumentative . . . very.  But he's not going to bother to pursue this especially now that he knows Bulkhead will be helping.]

  Happy writing, then.

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[ugh. why does everyone think he'll do a bad job? they're stupid.

he doesn't even bother replying to deckard. not even to thank him!]

ooc

[thankyou4myheart]

((OH GDIT reply-by-email!!! "Asshole" is an artifact that snuck into the tag body from the failed attempt to change from the default icon. Deckard didn't actually say/type that. >.<))