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[primest]

So, if anything, these last few days on the Link have proven one thing; the stupid acolytes are not doing their job. Sure, they give a basic rundown of the Lambda but many people are still shocked when their glyph changes. They're shocked to learn that the First Forged are totally creepy and somehow watch our every move then give us weird boons or whatever based on how amusing they think our shenanigans are.

I'm thinking something like Bulkhead's post. A simple FAQ detailing everything people who are new won't think to ask when they first arrive.

Throw all your stupid questions at me, I'll put them in with an answer. Break the news to them that they're stuck here gently! Hell, we should probably start making sure each altar has a good supply of high grade for when they show up.

Nothing like taking bad news with a fragload of alcohol, right?


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We need to talk.

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[primest]

You know, I liked you better when you were all stuttery and terrified of everything.

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[treacherous_widow]

And I like it better when you don't open your mouth.

Guess we can't all get what we want.

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[primest]

That's nice to know.
Are you done being an idiot yet or do you have more?

VOICE

[treacherous_widow]

The only one being an idiot here is you.

So why don't you go get your processor checked. I can recommend a good medic if you need one and they might even be able to help with that memory issue of yours.

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[primest]

Oh, you had more!
Ok, I can see we're done here.

[zoop cuts the connection.]