[audio]

[badboybikerbot]

Okay, check it out. I've got a project. This is important, so I need everyone's cooperation with this.

Someone teach me Cybertronian swear words. Some good insults. Stuff like that. I'm compiling a list. For, y'know.

Science.

[And by SCIENCE he means "actually I'm at work and just looking for ways to procrastinate on paper work" but hey]

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[video]

[knight_light]

[have an amused looking Wing, Gunmax. Science indeed.]

Science you say? [that tone? He doesn't believe you.]

[video]

[badboybikerbot]

[DAMN son your head is POINTY.]

It's verbal science, baby. Like words n'shit.

[video]

[knight_light]

[HE HAS A SEXY POINTY HEAD, BRO!]

[chuckles] And what's the hypothesis for this experiment? [because he doesn't believe you have one.]

[video]

[badboybikerbot]

[DUDE YOU WILL PUT AN EYE OUT WITH THOSE POINTIES]

I dunno. Ask a scientist, I'm just lookin' for ways to put off doing something productive.

[hey at least he's honest]

[video]

[knight_light]

[Only if you don't treat them right.]

[He laughs, there's the truth of it.] Well, that certainly changes things.

Insults huh? [seems like he's considering if he should humor this young bot or not.]

[video]

[badboybikerbot]

Yeah, for like if someone pisses me off real good. I can't just whip out "hey you asshole" every time. Most of these here space robots probably don't even know what assholes are, so I'm like, standing here yelling gibberish at them? Like, what's the Cybertronian equivalent of "shit"?

[this conversation is going to be really mature Wing, just you wait.]

[Video]

[thankyou4myheart]

Gunmax, what . . . what are you doing?

[Video]

[notyourblueangel]

Swears, huh?

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Research! I'm trying to find ways to integrate better into Cybertronian society. Figured I'd start by learnin' the lingo, know what I'm sayin'?

[and by that he means SLACKING OFF]

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Right! Like say I wanted to call someone a turd stain, but they have no idea what I'm talkin' about because they don't know what turds are. Doesn't really work, does it?

Re: [video]

[knight_light]

[just shakes his head.] Before we start swearing at each other, how about names first?

Name's Wing.

Re: [video]

[badboybikerbot]

Wing? Oh, you're definitely a plane. Unless you're the most inappropriately named pickup truck ever.

I'm Gunmax. You new here?

[im_wavin]

I know some swears! But I don't use them a lot. [Because they're rude.]

Re: [video]

[knight_light]

You got it.

Just arrive yesterday evening actually.

Re: [video]

[badboybikerbot]

Damn, fresh out of the creepy temple, huh? Which mysterious robot demigod did you get stuck with?

[badboybikerbot]

[oh god no it's adorable]

Yeah? Lay 'em on me, baby.

Re: [video]

[knight_light]

[Yeah, that was his feeling about the temple, thus the instant move to the Hub.] Vector Prime. You?

[Audio]

[kungfugeek]

Finally.

Something I can get behind! I'm almost not certain you thought up this idea on your own.

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

I hope you're ready to pay big bucks to the swear jar, mister.

[im_wavin]

Calling someone glitch is totes a good one.

Re: [video]

[badboybikerbot]

Megatronus. Oh, and apparently that Liege Maximo or whatever guy's been spying on me because my little glyph thing is doing some rad color tricks.

I don't really get it, so whatever.

[badboybikerbot]

Glitch? That's corny. I'm totally using that one.

[Audio]

[badboybikerbot]

Power Joe, it was either let my mind wander until I came up with something this stupid, or finally sit down and do that paperwork I've been putting off all day. Of course I came up with this on my own.

[Audio]

[kungfugeek]

Do what I do and slip it onto Shadowmaru and/or Prowl's desk. Prowl does so much work he doesn't even notice.

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

The swear jar can kiss my a- ahhh. Crud, I bet if I swear in front of you, Kagerou will swoop down and do some funky ninja headlock death grip stuff to me.