[audio]

[badboybikerbot]

Okay, check it out. I've got a project. This is important, so I need everyone's cooperation with this.

Someone teach me Cybertronian swear words. Some good insults. Stuff like that. I'm compiling a list. For, y'know.

Science.

[And by SCIENCE he means "actually I'm at work and just looking for ways to procrastinate on paper work" but hey]

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[video]

[knight_light]

[have an amused looking Wing, Gunmax. Science indeed.]

Science you say? [that tone? He doesn't believe you.]

[video]

[badboybikerbot]

[DAMN son your head is POINTY.]

It's verbal science, baby. Like words n'shit.

[video]

[knight_light]

[HE HAS A SEXY POINTY HEAD, BRO!]

[chuckles] And what's the hypothesis for this experiment? [because he doesn't believe you have one.]

[Video]

[thankyou4myheart]

Gunmax, what . . . what are you doing?

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Research! I'm trying to find ways to integrate better into Cybertronian society. Figured I'd start by learnin' the lingo, know what I'm sayin'?

[and by that he means SLACKING OFF]

[Video]

[thankyou4myheart]

[Yeah, no, he gets what you're really doing, Gunmax.  He knows you far too well, bro.]

  Gunmax, there isn't even anything to report on right now. 

  How about going out for a patrol?  [That seems to help, usually.]

[Video]

[notyourblueangel]

Swears, huh?

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

Right! Like say I wanted to call someone a turd stain, but they have no idea what I'm talkin' about because they don't know what turds are. Doesn't really work, does it?

[Video]

[notyourblueangel]

[Low chuckle.]

  I think I could help with that.  It'd take understanding Cybertronian anatomy.  Or just memorizing some good phrases.  You wanna meet me somewhere?  Since I'd guess this isn't exactly appropriate office talk.

  [Thundercracker recognizes the Earth-bot.  He's another one of McCrane's people, and that blue mech, Deckard, seems to be close with him.  While they've probably not spoken much if at all, Gunmax would know he's at least seen the /large/ (compared to the BPs), winged bot around the precinct, being another member of the police force.  His desk is across from Gunmax's and he's a quiet guy, pretty much keeping to himself when he's in the office, though he's obviously close to Blurr and respects and admires both Blurr and McCrane as his superiors.]

[im_wavin]

I know some swears! But I don't use them a lot. [Because they're rude.]

[badboybikerbot]

[oh god no it's adorable]

Yeah? Lay 'em on me, baby.

[Audio]

[kungfugeek]

Finally.

Something I can get behind! I'm almost not certain you thought up this idea on your own.

[Audio]

[badboybikerbot]

Power Joe, it was either let my mind wander until I came up with something this stupid, or finally sit down and do that paperwork I've been putting off all day. Of course I came up with this on my own.

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

I hope you're ready to pay big bucks to the swear jar, mister.

[Video]

[badboybikerbot]

The swear jar can kiss my a- ahhh. Crud, I bet if I swear in front of you, Kagerou will swoop down and do some funky ninja headlock death grip stuff to me.

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[arnhaid]

... That don't sound like science.

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[badboybikerbot]

Maybe not to you backwater hicks, but this is serious business where I'm from!

[noooooope]

[treacherous_widow]

I can think of a few.

[badboybikerbot]

Yeah? Don't keep me waitin' too long. This is for a good cause, see.

[glass_secret]

That could be a very important list. You'll have to give me a copy when you're done.

[badboybikerbot]

You got it, sister. Figure this'll be a handy guide for newbies or somethin'.

[deadlydoctor]

I think I've been summoned.

Science you said.

[badboybikerbot]

Oh yeah, totally legit science. Professors write books about this crap.

[raceme]

What sort of science requires that...

[badboybikerbot]

Gunmax Science.