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[arnhaid]

I'm gonna go get tanked.

An' maybe hit some scrap. Anybody need me, send a message before you start lookin'.

Probably not gonna be in the mood to chat, anyways.

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[audio]

[arnhaid]

Take your time. I ain't goin' anywhere.

[... In more ways than one.]

[audio]

[badboybikerbot]

Yeah, yeah. I'll get there when I get there.

[which takes about 20 minutes SO]

[arnhaid]

[No worries, Gunmax. The big guy will be there. Sulking in a back booth with a really big cube all to himself.]

[badboybikerbot]

[Gunmax slides into that booth across from Ironhide and AS PROMISED, doesn't try to start chatting. just orders a bigass cube for himself.]

[arnhaid]

[He knew he liked you, Gunmax.]

[He only lifts his cube in salute, or greeting, and then goes right back to scowling into it, and drinking it too.]

[badboybikerbot]

[but of course, Gunmax is very likeable not

he wastes no time going to town on that cube, kind of skipping over the scowling part and jumping right into 'trying not to feel feelings' territory]

[arnhaid]

[This is... sort of why he wanted to do this alone. Because it's easier to try not to feel feelings when he's on his own.]

[Now he's trying to eye Gunmax over the top of his cube, out of concern, mostly.]

[badboybikerbot]

[for all his big talk, Gunmax really can't just stop feeling feelings whenever he feels like it. He's got a damn good poker face, though, half thanks to the visor obscuring half his face. He was a little too busy chugging through that cube to look upset anyway.]

[arnhaid]

[SO MUCH DRINKING GOING ON HERE.]

[Because right when his cube is gone, he orders another. It takes a lot of booze to get him even slightly inebriated... and he'd fully intended to get tanked out of his mind.]

[But now there's Gunmax. He can't do that and make sure the kid doesn't do something stupid at the same time.]

[This next cube goes slower than the first.]

[badboybikerbot]

[MATURE ADULTS DEALING WITH THEIR ISSUES MATURELY.

And yeah Gunmax totally orders a second cube as soon as his first one is gone. To his credit though, he doesn't tear through the second nearly as fast as the first. Part of him is still reasonable enough to where he doesn't want to get so tanked that he does something stupid in front of dadbot. Like fall asleep in a broom closet. At least his douchebag pride is mostly in tact.]

[arnhaid]

[The most mature.]

[He waits until the kid is almost halfway through his cube before he says anything. Yes, he said he didn't want to talk, and that this wasn't something he even remotely wanted to discuss... but.]

I'm not goin' anywhere. You hear?

[badboybikerbot]

[Gunmax is caught a bit off guard, pausing mid sip. He hadn't expected Ironhide to really say anything. After all, he'd said he didn't feel like chatting. Gunmax didn't either, but really, how long could he sit there with his mouth shut? He'd probably already hit some kind of record.]

Yeah. Well. Me neither.

[arnhaid]

[He just grunts. Like a MAN. But, then he extends his cube forward, to knock it against Gunmax's.]

[Here's to sticking around.]

[badboybikerbot]

[hell yeah gunmax'll toast to that, and then down the rest of his cube in the manliest way possible

that just means he doesn't choke on it]

[arnhaid]

[He'll drink to that. But more slowly. This isn't a drinking contest, after all. And even if it were, he'd win by sheer size.]

[So it's a significantly less enthusiastic drink that follows.]

[badboybikerbot]

[Since Gunmax is all about good choices today, he gets a third drink as soon as his second is empty. Then he grumbles something about his bike and gracefully sloshes some of his drink on the table because yeah. Lightweight.]

Ffffff...

[and that's about all the swearing he can manage at the moment]

[arnhaid]

What's that?

[This is the part where he moves to delicately take that cube away from him. Carefully.]

[Yes, he didn't want to talk, but... if the kid does... he guesses he should probably listen or something responsible like that.]

[badboybikerbot]

[Gunmax makes a half assed grab for the cube, but is quickly distracted by the urge to rant about something stupid]

Oh, my bike! You know my bike. You sat on my bike. It's busted! Y'know, trashed! I was gonna, y'know. I was gonna get it repaired and... and I forget what I was gonna say but I'm really pissed about it!

[arnhaid]

Yeah, I know.

[Hey, this is a discussion about something other than vanishing friends and stupid kids going off on stupid quests alone and...]

[He squints.]

What's stoppin' you from gettin' it repaired?

[badboybikerbot]

[Gunmax thinks reeeeeeeeally hard about that]

...I don't remember.

[arnhaid]

... Then there's nothin' to get upset over. Not where your bike's concerned anyways.

[badboybikerbot]

Guess m'just pissed I let it get trashed in the first place. I'm usually better about that, y'know? I'm slippin', pops. I don't like it.

[arnhaid]

You wanna tell me what happened to it?

Then I can say if it looks like you're slippin' or not.

[badboybikerbot]

Ah, giant robot caterpillar chomped on it while I was wearin' it, n'smashed me around a bit. Whatever, right. Guess I shouldn't have been out where things like that can pop up, but I was followin' this other guy and wasn't really payin' attention. Y'know, like an idiot.

[most of that probably doesn't even make sense but hey]

[arnhaid]

... Uh huh.

[Yeah he needs a drink for that one.]

Fought those things a few times. They ain't a joke. Not surprised it chewed on you.