If you want somebody to spar with, let me know. Chatter optional.
Does it look like I do? [But he has an answer, that's what he wanted.]
[That's a fine answer for him. Much as he could use it, he's not going to push it.]
Offer'll be open if ya change your mind.
[With that he hangs up unless stopped.]
Offer'll be open if ya change your mind.
[With that he hangs up unless stopped.]
Hey, gettin' tanked? Great plan. Save me a seat, will ya? I can promise zero chatting. I can guarantee zero chatting.
Tch. You think I don't know that? I'm beyond the point of giving a crap.
Yeah, yeah. I'll get there when I get there.
[which takes about 20 minutes SO]
[which takes about 20 minutes SO]
[Gunmax slides into that booth across from Ironhide and AS PROMISED, doesn't try to start chatting. just orders a bigass cube for himself.]
[but of course, Gunmax is very likeable not
he wastes no time going to town on that cube, kind of skipping over the scowling part and jumping right into 'trying not to feel feelings' territory]
he wastes no time going to town on that cube, kind of skipping over the scowling part and jumping right into 'trying not to feel feelings' territory]
Good question.
[And he hangs up. Happy now? He has no reason to deal with your rudeness and he doesn't really care that much.]
[And he hangs up. Happy now? He has no reason to deal with your rudeness and he doesn't really care that much.]
... Who did we lose, or somethin' else happen?
[for all his big talk, Gunmax really can't just stop feeling feelings whenever he feels like it. He's got a damn good poker face, though, half thanks to the visor obscuring half his face. He was a little too busy chugging through that cube to look upset anyway.]
[MATURE ADULTS DEALING WITH THEIR ISSUES MATURELY.
And yeah Gunmax totally orders a second cube as soon as his first one is gone. To his credit though, he doesn't tear through the second nearly as fast as the first. Part of him is still reasonable enough to where he doesn't want to get so tanked that he does something stupid in front of dadbot. Like fall asleep in a broom closet. At least his douchebag pride is mostly in tact.]
And yeah Gunmax totally orders a second cube as soon as his first one is gone. To his credit though, he doesn't tear through the second nearly as fast as the first. Part of him is still reasonable enough to where he doesn't want to get so tanked that he does something stupid in front of dadbot. Like fall asleep in a broom closet. At least his douchebag pride is mostly in tact.]

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