[video]

[raceme]

[The video opens with Blurr holding a datapand and looking serious and professional. Behind him there's 'Buddy', his assigned acolyte, who has been repainted with Vector's color so Blurr can tell him apart from the others acolytes.]

Greetings everyone.

To all of the new refugees;

My name is Blurr, Second-in-command of the Police Force. If you find yourself in need of aid please don't doubt to come to us, we will do everything in our power to ensure your safety.

To remaining citizen;:

Recently there has been more activity regarding the Lambda. I'm here to announce that the following members of the Police Force had gone missing: Albert Heinrich, Chromedome, Perceptor, Power Joe and Prowl.

Because of this, the Police Force will go thought a restructuring and shift rescheduling so we can be more efficient and cover all the territory of the Haven in safer way. I'll keep you updated.

On a much happier note, Miss Cinderella had joined our group as the new secretary of the Headquarters. Let's all give her a warm welcome.

That's all for today, thank you for your attention.

Comments

[video]

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

I think I can do that for you. Just hand to hand, or any sort of weapon training you want?

[raceme]

Hand to hand is fine. Cliffjumper tried to teach me how to fire a gun.

[It went...not so well, but he's improving. Blurr's face says it all.]

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

[D'aww Blurr]

Firearms not your strong point?

[raceme]

[What can he say, he's a little thing build for speed.]

NoooooOOOOOOOoooooo not really.

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

Hey, it doesn't work for everybody. I haven't touched a firearm in years, personally.

You know, I could teach you how to use blades, if you're interested.

[raceme]

Blades, I haven't considered those. [They might be lighter than the firepower, Blurr has trouble holding big guns.]

I think I'll like that. Let's hope I don't stab myself by accident.

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

You'll do fine. Besides, I'm not going to hand you something sharp right off the bat, we'll start with something dull.

[raceme]

I can't do it worse than what I do when I try to shoot, there is that. Dull sounds more than better.

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

Don't worry, as bad as your aim might be, you'll never be as bad as Misfire.

Anyway, as soon as I can scrape up a few practice swords, I'll let you know when we can start training.

[raceme]

Well with a name like that I can iamgine that he's not very good at it.

We have a date then. Thank you, drift.

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

That's putting it lightly.

Don't mention it, I'm happy to help.

[raceme]

Was he really that bad?

Okay but you know, thanks.

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

Probably worse.

[Drift chuckles, oh Blurr you are the cutest.] Okay, okay, you're welcome.

[raceme]

Primus. Good that he's not here then.

[Don't tell him that out loud, he would blush.] See you, Drift!