raceme: (My report says that you are an idiot)
Blurr ([personal profile] raceme) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2014-06-03 01:00 am

[video]

[The video opens with Blurr holding a datapand and looking serious and professional. Behind him there's 'Buddy', his assigned acolyte, who has been repainted with Vector's color so Blurr can tell him apart from the others acolytes.]

Greetings everyone.

To all of the new refugees;

My name is Blurr, Second-in-command of the Police Force. If you find yourself in need of aid please don't doubt to come to us, we will do everything in our power to ensure your safety.

To remaining citizen;:

Recently there has been more activity regarding the Lambda. I'm here to announce that the following members of the Police Force had gone missing: Albert Heinrich, Chromedome, Perceptor, Power Joe and Prowl.

Because of this, the Police Force will go thought a restructuring and shift rescheduling so we can be more efficient and cover all the territory of the Haven in safer way. I'll keep you updated.

On a much happier note, Miss Cinderella had joined our group as the new secretary of the Headquarters. Let's all give her a warm welcome.

That's all for today, thank you for your attention.
happyclappyhippydrippy: (lol oops killed a dude)

[video]

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2014-06-03 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I can do that for you. Just hand to hand, or any sort of weapon training you want?
happyclappyhippydrippy: (goddamn tree hugger)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2014-06-03 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[D'aww Blurr]

Firearms not your strong point?
happyclappyhippydrippy: (lol oops killed a dude)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2014-06-04 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, it doesn't work for everybody. I haven't touched a firearm in years, personally.

You know, I could teach you how to use blades, if you're interested.
happyclappyhippydrippy: (you're ugly and i don't like you)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2014-06-04 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll do fine. Besides, I'm not going to hand you something sharp right off the bat, we'll start with something dull.
happyclappyhippydrippy: (i assume he's joking)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2014-06-04 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, as bad as your aim might be, you'll never be as bad as Misfire.

Anyway, as soon as I can scrape up a few practice swords, I'll let you know when we can start training.
happyclappyhippydrippy: (is that accurate)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2014-06-04 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
That's putting it lightly.

Don't mention it, I'm happy to help.
happyclappyhippydrippy: (goddamn tree hugger)

[personal profile] happyclappyhippydrippy 2014-06-08 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Probably worse.

[Drift chuckles, oh Blurr you are the cutest.] Okay, okay, you're welcome.