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[You know what Haven needs more of? Gunmax covered head to toe in rainbow glitter. It's like the thing you never knew you wanted until right now.

Gunmax doesn't seem too thrilled about it, though. Impressed, maybe, but not thrilled. He just frowns for a moment, glances of camera at something to frown some more, huffs indignantly (totally blowing glitter from his vents in the process), and then faces the camera again.]

Just a little public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood bike cop.

Blurr. Sucks. Blurr sucks like a black hole filled with vacuum cleaners.

That's all.

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Not gonna lie, I'm kind of impressed.

[er yeah]

Nah, guess I didn't. You know what the stupid part is? I mean, the stupider part then all this other stupid crap? I'd actually come back to the station to do just that.

To warn him? Or talk to him?

[If you know what he means.]

[YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh...]

To warn him!

I'll. I'll get to that. Other thing.

I was just asking.

Look, just.

[fuck awkward mumbling noises]

Sorry, sorry.

Why are you sorry...?

I snapped at you. And I feel bad. So I'm sorry.

It... It's all right.

Okay.

Cool.

So. Say you were covered with glitter. Where would you go to get it off?

There are... hot springs. In another region. Or the showers the living robots use. There is a lake, too, near where we live.

Which one's closest to the station? Ugh, I'm gonna be scrubbing this crap out of my seams for hours.

The showers.

But other robots use it as well. I don't... go there often. It isn't private.

Hnnnnn... Okay, closest after that one.

The lake, I think.

Sounds like I'm gonna be throwing myself in a lake, then. Not exactly how I planned to spend my evening, but hey.

It's not that bad. I've done it before.

Long as there's nothin' gross in there, I guess I don't have anything to whine about.

Define... gross.

Like... fish? Frog poop. Toxic waste. Y'know, gross stuff.

I don't think anything even lives in that lake...

So no toxic waste? Score.

Would that even effect us?

Y'know, probably not. But I mean, you never know, right? This place is weird enough, it could happen.

... If you're worried, call Ratchet afterward.

But I was fine.

Psssh, I'm not worried. Just being dramatic.

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