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[thxforthememories]

I want to talk to the Brave Police. Right now.

[Kagerou what have we said about locking your messages like this.]

[Apparently all those talks still fly out the window when you're upset. Oops. And boy, does he sound upset.]

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[ACTION]

[badboybikerbot]

She would, I bet. She's a good kid.

She's got better learnin' habits than I do, I can't even be assed to finish my own paperwork half the time.

[ACTION]

[thxforthememories]

She is... She always has been.

[He makes a quiet scoffing sound.]

Now who will you sneak it to? With... Prowl gone.

[ACTION]

[badboybikerbot]

Man, I'm running out of options. At this rate I'll have to suck it up and do it myself. Unless... maybe Blurr.

[ACTION]

[thxforthememories]

Not Deckerd.

Or me?

[ACTION]

[badboybikerbot]

Not Deckerd. Not you, because you're cool. Not Shadowmaru because I bet you wouldn't let me.

[ACTION]

[thxforthememories]

No, I wouldn't. He'd catch it, too.

[ACTION]

[badboybikerbot]

Tch, yeah he would. Clever little... little... Shhhhhadowmaru.

[He was going to call him a Shit but HEY LOOK he's cleaning it up JUST FOR YOU Kagerou]

[ACTION]

[thxforthememories]

... He should be. I made sure of it.

[Yeah he heard that. He's just going to ignore it.]

[ACTION]

[badboybikerbot]

He's a lucky guy, havin' someone like you to learn from.

[blaming the high grade TOTALLY BLAMIN THE HIGH GRADE]

[ACTION]

[thxforthememories]

... You really mean that?

[ACTION]

[badboybikerbot]

Hell yeah, I do. You actually gave a shit about how he'd turn out. He's kind of a dork, but he's a good guy. Far as I've heard, that's all thanks to you.

[ACTION]

[thxforthememories]

... I had to.

He is the reason I exist. The reason I'm alive. Without him -- I wouldn't be here.

So. He had to be something worth living for.

[ACTION]

[badboybikerbot]

Shit, you're dedicated. And that sounds sappy as hell.

The good kind of sappy, I mean.

[ACTION]

[thxforthememories]

... I don't mind being sappy. Not where he's concerned.

Isn't there anyone like that, for you?

[ACTION]

[badboybikerbot]

Hey, hey. Don't ask me hard questions when I'm drinking.

[HE SAID, POURING HIMSELF MORE HIGHGRADE]

[ACTION]

[thxforthememories]

How is that a hard question?

[ACTION]

[badboybikerbot]

Because I don't know how to answer it.

[ACTION]

[thxforthememories]

Ah.

I suppose that's fair enough.

[ACTION]

[badboybikerbot]

[Juuust gonna pause to have a drink of that robobooze here]

Like, I know you essentially lived in a garage for the first part of your life, which totally sucks, but you n'Shadowmaru had each other. Soon as I was operational they tossed me to some scum bag and said "good luck".

[ACTION]

[thxforthememories]

[He'll drink too, yep. Turning that over in his head.]

That... seems wrong.

You weren't allowed friends? Just this... bag?

[ACTION]

[badboybikerbot]

Well, it's not like anyone said I couldn't make friends or anything. I guess I just didn't get a chance to learn how to. And by scum bag, I mean my first partner, back when I was still with the Highway Patrol. Don't remember if I told you about him... Gah, I think I've had too much to drink already.

[Doesn't stop him from finishing off his drink though]

[ACTION]

[thxforthememories]

... No, you didn't. Not really. But you don't have to, if you don't want to.

[ACTION]

[badboybikerbot]

I don't really mind. Long as you don't mind listening to me complain, that is.

[ACTION]

[thxforthememories]

What would make you think I minded?

[He's literally better at listening than anything else.]

Re: [ACTION]

[badboybikerbot]

Ah, just making sure. I'm tryin' to be... I dunno, courteous. Or something.