twistedcircuits (
twistedcircuits) wrote in
re_alignment2012-08-23 04:13 pm
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[voice][TRANSMISSION ORIGINATING FROM: LIEGE'S FORTRESS]
[There's a peculiar clicking sound, like bits of metal clinking against metal, and a short bit of scraping. Not really any other sounds for the time being, save for the occasional pause in the clinking.
Then, a longer pause, and-]
You know, when I started up today, the thing at the very top of my list of priorities was not, in fact 'waking up in an alternate dimension in the middle of no where'. Actually I'm pretty sure it was test Block Beta part C for ten hours. This is not Block Beta part C.
That block has a lot more health code violations in it.
[The female voice is low and casual, very relaxed and possessing an informative tone. The clinking is back, before there's the sound of the communicator being scraped across the floor.]
Nevertheless, I'm prepared to make due with what I have. Here's to hoping that whenever I go back, everything isn't a white hot smouldering radioactive crater. Though if it is, it would certainly teach Block Alpha part B not to keep trying to cut the wires all the time. For the brief, fleeting moment that they're not completely atomized.
I don't suppose any of you happen to have a map of the area. I'd go and map it out myself but... well, I have other things I need to do. That and I'm not in any hurry to randomly wander out into the wild and get eaten by robot bears or whatever happens to be the local fauna of this particular planet. I'm sure you understand.
Then, a longer pause, and-]
You know, when I started up today, the thing at the very top of my list of priorities was not, in fact 'waking up in an alternate dimension in the middle of no where'. Actually I'm pretty sure it was test Block Beta part C for ten hours. This is not Block Beta part C.
That block has a lot more health code violations in it.
[The female voice is low and casual, very relaxed and possessing an informative tone. The clinking is back, before there's the sound of the communicator being scraped across the floor.]
Nevertheless, I'm prepared to make due with what I have. Here's to hoping that whenever I go back, everything isn't a white hot smouldering radioactive crater. Though if it is, it would certainly teach Block Alpha part B not to keep trying to cut the wires all the time. For the brief, fleeting moment that they're not completely atomized.
I don't suppose any of you happen to have a map of the area. I'd go and map it out myself but... well, I have other things I need to do. That and I'm not in any hurry to randomly wander out into the wild and get eaten by robot bears or whatever happens to be the local fauna of this particular planet. I'm sure you understand.

[Video bc why should you be deprived of all this awesome?]
Listen, ugly. Robot sharks. Robot spiders. No robot bears. Seriously.
If you're up to atomizing blocks, can't figure why a fraggin' robobear [Okay he admits it's a cool word and should thus be a thing, and now you are giving him ideas] would scare the slag out of you.
[Voice because we like to be spooky]
You don't even know what I look like, I could be the very pinnacle of beauty. I on the other hand, can see your face just fine. Or lack of one, actually. And that's really just tragic.
It wouldn't be me atomizing a block. It would be the lack of me. Not regulating the nuclear reactors that power my facility.