[voice][TRANSMISSION ORIGINATING FROM: LIEGE'S FORTRESS]

[twistedcircuits]

[There's a peculiar clicking sound, like bits of metal clinking against metal, and a short bit of scraping. Not really any other sounds for the time being, save for the occasional pause in the clinking.

Then, a longer pause, and-]

You know, when I started up today, the thing at the very top of my list of priorities was not, in fact 'waking up in an alternate dimension in the middle of no where'. Actually I'm pretty sure it was test Block Beta part C for ten hours. This is not Block Beta part C.

That block has a lot more health code violations in it.

[The female voice is low and casual, very relaxed and possessing an informative tone. The clinking is back, before there's the sound of the communicator being scraped across the floor.]

Nevertheless, I'm prepared to make due with what I have. Here's to hoping that whenever I go back, everything isn't a white hot smouldering radioactive crater. Though if it is, it would certainly teach Block Alpha part B not to keep trying to cut the wires all the time. For the brief, fleeting moment that they're not completely atomized.

I don't suppose any of you happen to have a map of the area. I'd go and map it out myself but... well, I have other things I need to do. That and I'm not in any hurry to randomly wander out into the wild and get eaten by robot bears or whatever happens to be the local fauna of this particular planet. I'm sure you understand.

Comments

AUDIO;

[inferiordude]

Not much of a map is ready yet, but I could, like, totally give you something that shows where all the temples are at and stuff! Would that totally help you?

[Video bc why should you be deprived of all this awesome?]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Urgh. So. Many. Words. ]

Listen, ugly. Robot sharks. Robot spiders. No robot bears. Seriously.

If you're up to atomizing blocks, can't figure why a fraggin' robobear [Okay he admits it's a cool word and should thus be a thing, and now you are giving him ideas] would scare the slag out of you.

[audio]

[saidthespidertothefly]

Testing? You sound like someone who likes to make other people squirm.

[tearsofsteel]

Nice to know how much you care.

[Yep, definitely someone else to look out for.]

[Video]

[raceme]

No one wanted to arrive here and yet we found ourselves in the same situation as you miss IT'S not so bad once you _{get used} to how things work here.

What is Block Beta part C? [Curious and concerned about the 'testing' part.]

This world is huge and hard to explore THERE'S no official map of it yet but I ran around a large portion of the planet and traced a simple map using my internal GPS.

[And because he's tries to be helpful, have this >Incoming file attacked: CybertronGlobalPositioningSystem]

Is not perfect but it's better than nothing a AND explains where are the temples and the important bits.

You are not Cybertronian that much is obvious and that clinking sounds is uncharacteristic for an organic Are you some sort of mech by any chance?

[audio]

[automobile_enthusiast]

There's actually rather little in the way of native fauna around here. Monsters, oh occasionally, but certainly not any, ah, robot bears.