re_alignment | [voice][TRANSMISSION ORIGINATING FROM: LIEGE'S FORTRESS]

[There's a peculiar clicking sound, like bits of metal clinking against metal, and a short bit of scraping. Not really any other sounds for the time being, save for the occasional pause in the clinking.

Then, a longer pause, and-]

You know, when I started up today, the thing at the very top of my list of priorities was not, in fact 'waking up in an alternate dimension in the middle of no where'. Actually I'm pretty sure it was test Block Beta part C for ten hours. This is not Block Beta part C.

That block has a lot more health code violations in it.

[The female voice is low and casual, very relaxed and possessing an informative tone. The clinking is back, before there's the sound of the communicator being scraped across the floor.]

Nevertheless, I'm prepared to make due with what I have. Here's to hoping that whenever I go back, everything isn't a white hot smouldering radioactive crater. Though if it is, it would certainly teach Block Alpha part B not to keep trying to cut the wires all the time. For the brief, fleeting moment that they're not completely atomized.

I don't suppose any of you happen to have a map of the area. I'd go and map it out myself but... well, I have other things I need to do. That and I'm not in any hurry to randomly wander out into the wild and get eaten by robot bears or whatever happens to be the local fauna of this particular planet. I'm sure you understand.

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Of course they're animals. You don't think I'd run tests on intelligent life, do you? That would be inhumane.

[Ha ha ha.]

I can't say I've heard of them before. If I was supposed to, it would have been in my data base. Care to enlighten me?

Yes. It WOULD be. What sort of animals?

[Sentient beings being tested on bothers him in general.]

He's an A.I that claimed to have the ^objective to study sentient life when in fact he was attacking and torturing others to fulfill his protocol THAT sort of behavior is not well received here for obvious reasons.

Primates.

Oh I completely understand. Of course that behavior would not be accepted in polite society. I do hope you have managed to contain him in an acceptable manner.

Humans are primates too. THAT sort of primates?

It wasn't only me who did it _tehre's many people here that would take action if anything dangerous happened but yes miss we did contain him in time.

MightIaskforyourname?

I'd tell you but that would be classified information. Hush hush, top secret. Can't tell you a thing. Sorry.

Well that's good. Glad to hear that there's so many people willing to step up to defend.

[Which means she has to be careful]

Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. Which is a mouthful so please, call me GLaDOS.

Secrecy...That is not suspicious at all miss GlaDOS miss. [Yep, definitely keeping an eye on this one.]

Wearealllikeabigfamily!

You never asked for one and you can't get ride of it plus there's alos those annoying cousins you would like to never see again ho-we-ver we look out for each other.

It's a pleasure to meet such as interesting fellow as yourself GLaDos my name is Blurr member of the Elite Guard an intelligence gathering body that exists within the Autobot fraction.

If you have questions about this place feel free to ask I live to serve.

Hey, don't blame me. Blame my programming. You don't honestly expect me to go against that now do you?

That's just beautiful. Really. I'm touched. I'm almost getting a tear in my eye just thinking about it.

Wonderful. If you're so willing to help, maybe you can start off by explaining what an Autobot is and why I should care.

No but I've heard that excuse before and the A.I. who used it is now locked in his room. Protocols can be modified.

I know I know all is very sweet around here. Eye? [So you just have one. /adds info to mental notes.]

You don't have to care at all but there are a lot of Autobots and Decepticons here WE are both Cybertronians and most of us fought against each other in the past the ONLY thing that you should remember is that we don't always mix well.

Obviously you have no idea how my procols work.

It certainly sounds like it.

So there's a war going on and you are opposing factions. Good to know. I would much rather prefer not to be involved with that at all, so thank you for mentioning it. I'll be doing my best to avoid it entirely.

No after all we just meet but I take it as those can't be changed? Just like Prism then.

Yeah.

No the war ended millenniums ago in my world but everyone in this planet is from different u-ni-ver-ses which means some are still at war STILL we do not fight here. You are welcome miss.

Hey I have an idea. Try learning how a computer works some day. It might be seriously enlightening and then you can stop bothering me about my protocols. The more you know.

Oh good, I'd hate to be caught up in a massive bombing attack. Nice to know you're all not still murdering each other.

Edited 2012-08-27 15:09 (UTC)

I hacked into more computers than I can _remember trust me I am not new to the subject. I don't suggest you to follow his steps MANY people got angry with him. [Blurr among them, since he was the one who locked up Prism.]

Most of us aren't but I can't talk for everyone so just keep an e...your eye out just in case.