[voice][TRANSMISSION ORIGINATING FROM: LIEGE'S FORTRESS]

[twistedcircuits]

[There's a peculiar clicking sound, like bits of metal clinking against metal, and a short bit of scraping. Not really any other sounds for the time being, save for the occasional pause in the clinking.

Then, a longer pause, and-]

You know, when I started up today, the thing at the very top of my list of priorities was not, in fact 'waking up in an alternate dimension in the middle of no where'. Actually I'm pretty sure it was test Block Beta part C for ten hours. This is not Block Beta part C.

That block has a lot more health code violations in it.

[The female voice is low and casual, very relaxed and possessing an informative tone. The clinking is back, before there's the sound of the communicator being scraped across the floor.]

Nevertheless, I'm prepared to make due with what I have. Here's to hoping that whenever I go back, everything isn't a white hot smouldering radioactive crater. Though if it is, it would certainly teach Block Alpha part B not to keep trying to cut the wires all the time. For the brief, fleeting moment that they're not completely atomized.

I don't suppose any of you happen to have a map of the area. I'd go and map it out myself but... well, I have other things I need to do. That and I'm not in any hurry to randomly wander out into the wild and get eaten by robot bears or whatever happens to be the local fauna of this particular planet. I'm sure you understand.

Comments

[audio]

[twistedcircuits]

Occasionally. As long as they complete the test, which is really all I need.

But I would be lying if I said it wasn't entertaining in its own right. Sometimes.

Re: [audio]

[saidthespidertothefly]

Hahahahaha~

I enjoy a good experiment myself.

[audio]

[twistedcircuits]

Oh really? And what are the nature of your experiments? I would share mine, but it's highly classified information. I'm sure you understand.

Re: [audio]

[saidthespidertothefly]

Oh, you know, a little controlled mayhem here, removing a species from its environment... that sort of thing.

[audio]

[twistedcircuits]

And what is the purpose of the experiments? Mine are to further the cause of science. It's very rewarding, I can only assume that's why you're doing it.

[audio]

[saidthespidertothefly]

Oh, yes, something along those lines.

[audio]

[twistedcircuits]

That's wonderful.

[Hm, she has no facility and no possible way to gather any new data, so...]

We should collaborate. Clearly.

[audio] - locked

[saidthespidertothefly]

I wouldn't be against it.

[audio] - locked

[twistedcircuits]

Good.

Now that we're conversing more privately, I feel it prudent to tell you that my tests usually involved the manipulation of physics and time space.

Granted, it occasionally ended with someone getting splattered against a few dozen walls at terminal velocity, but it got the job done.

I am deeply interested in continuing my efforts to further my experiments here.

Re: [audio] - locked

[saidthespidertothefly]

Well, you could broaden your horizons, but the same could be said for me.

I suppose the first priority is building you a new testing chamber, hm~?

[audio] - locked

[twistedcircuits]

I'm willing to give anything a try at least once. You never know, I might find a new niche.

A new facility would be a best case scenario.

Re: [audio] - locked

[saidthespidertothefly]

I'll keep you posted then.