Ratchet (
docbot) wrote in
re_alignment2012-06-29 10:38 pm
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[voice] Posting from the Solian sector
[ After being informed by Drift that biological warfare is still a Thing in at least one of the dimensions represented here, Ratchet's decided to play things safe in terms of infection control. This is why you're being treated to a voice-post, featuring the gruff voice of our favourite Autobot medic right now. ]
Right. Well. I don't care what kind of grudges you've got, but whether you're Autobot, Decepticon or something else, things like illness and contagious disease are an issue here, especially given our ... questionable resources. So, since there seems to be a sizable population of Cybertronians around, I'd request that any and all of you come find me if you're in need of medical attention. I can't promise to fix anything that ails you, but I can at least scan you and tell you what I'd need to fix things.
And I can promise that the longer you wait on finding me for medical attention, the more annoyed I will be that you waited. Keep that in mind if you're on the fence about things.
[ Yep. That was quite obviously a threat. Ratchet's a doctor, not a nursemaid. ]
Right. Well. I don't care what kind of grudges you've got, but whether you're Autobot, Decepticon or something else, things like illness and contagious disease are an issue here, especially given our ... questionable resources. So, since there seems to be a sizable population of Cybertronians around, I'd request that any and all of you come find me if you're in need of medical attention. I can't promise to fix anything that ails you, but I can at least scan you and tell you what I'd need to fix things.
And I can promise that the longer you wait on finding me for medical attention, the more annoyed I will be that you waited. Keep that in mind if you're on the fence about things.
[ Yep. That was quite obviously a threat. Ratchet's a doctor, not a nursemaid. ]

Re: [Video]
I'd better leave you two alone, patient-doctor confidentiality, right?
[Video]
[He nods to you.]
...
[And looks a little embarrassed.]
Actually, it is easier to discuss my schematics with humans. [Look, its just weird to tell another robot about your parts.]
Re: [Video]
[Korra blinks.]
There was no one in your Brave Police group that was a healer?
[Video]
We had a team of engineers to see to our repairs. [It makes more sense to him, this way. Humans have smaller fingers, and they can get in to work on all the moving parts that he can't imagine another robot being able to get to.] It would have been a waste of our resources, to construct a robot with that focus...
...But perhaps if there were more of us, it would have made more sense. [With just the eight of them, there wasn't much need for field repairs.]
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[Video]
[That was it. Eight of them existed, in the entire world. He could never decide whether that made him feel out of place, or if it made him feel special.]
But there is only one Avatar, isn't there.
[Perhaps she understood.]