[voice] Posting from the Solian sector

[docbot]

[ After being informed by Drift that biological warfare is still a Thing in at least one of the dimensions represented here, Ratchet's decided to play things safe in terms of infection control. This is why you're being treated to a voice-post, featuring the gruff voice of our favourite Autobot medic right now. ]

Right. Well. I don't care what kind of grudges you've got, but whether you're Autobot, Decepticon or something else, things like illness and contagious disease are an issue here, especially given our ... questionable resources. So, since there seems to be a sizable population of Cybertronians around, I'd request that any and all of you come find me if you're in need of medical attention. I can't promise to fix anything that ails you, but I can at least scan you and tell you what I'd need to fix things.

And I can promise that the longer you wait on finding me for medical attention, the more annoyed I will be that you waited. Keep that in mind if you're on the fence about things.

[ Yep. That was quite obviously a threat. Ratchet's a doctor, not a nursemaid. ]

Comments

[Voice]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Charming as always.]

Quite the bedside manner you've got there, Doc. I bet you worked all night on that, right?

[No, he didn't need medical attention, but he had to make a comment on this.]

[Voice]

[not_halfbaked]

Ratchet, is this just for Cybertronians? Because I've met some guys that remind me of your people, but they're not Cybertronian, they're Earth robots.

[Video]

[organ_pharming]

[There is another medic here? Congratulations, you have Pharma's attention. Now if you'd just turn on your video feed...]

Cornering the market before checking on your competition? Tsk, bad form.

[Pharma's sporting the same symptoms as Drift- namely deterioration and copious amounts of red fluids leaking from various orifices. He doesn't seem bothered though.]

[Voice]

[winged_knight]

[It's a relief to hear there are able-bodied medics around here, and proactive ones at that.]

Greetings. Though I'm not in need of medical attention, since I have been in the proximity of two plague victims I think it'd be wise to have you verify there's no danger?

[He'd like very much to ask what you know about Drift, but decides that'd be unbecoming of him at this stage.]

[noparachutes]

Helping Decepticons?

[Intriguing, and possibly an easier target.]

[patokichi]

Hello. It is... nice to be able to finally communicate normally with you. I wanted to say thank you for helping me earlier.

[raceme]

So you met Drift. I was going to warn you about it and ask you if you could help him but it's good to know you already know. Wouldhebeokay?

[Audio]

[my_own_trope]

[He recognises your voice and has got a feeling you'll recognize his.]

Well if it isn't the Autobot medic.

Offering your services freely now, Ratchet?

[It's not like he's sore about that time you were going to leave him to bleed to death. Twice.]

VIDEO;

[engrishdetective]

Ratchet, right? Deckerd mentioned you.

Thanks for helping him out. I'll bet the language barrier didn't help much.

[voice]

[angleofscience]

[That voice is perfectly familiar, but Jetfire's not going to assume the mech he met at the Keep... the same as this one, if indeed they are. There are other issues at hand.]

A good idea, though possible differences in basic structure and function might be present between different realities, which could probably make complete help a difficulty. Hopefully, with more than one medic present or not, those same differences won't present too much of a problem...

[He's noticed they have at least more than one medic, which is probably a good idea over all.]

Though, hm, perhaps a base scan from an individual from each reality might be helpful?

[Voice]

[automobile_enthusiast]

I'll be taking care of my own upkeep, thank you.

[WHY IS YOUR TRANSMISSION COMING OUT OF THE SAME QUADRANT AS HIS. HE DOESN'T LIKE THIS.]

[Voice]

[ichooseboth]

[Have a chuckle, Ratchet, and from a rather familiar voice at that.]

Well. Unless I am terribly mistaken, you certainly sound like a Ratchet.

[Even if not specifically the one he knows.]

It is good to know we have a medic around, whoever you might be.