re_alignment | [voice] Posting from the Solian sector

[ After being informed by Drift that biological warfare is still a Thing in at least one of the dimensions represented here, Ratchet's decided to play things safe in terms of infection control. This is why you're being treated to a voice-post, featuring the gruff voice of our favourite Autobot medic right now. ]

Right. Well. I don't care what kind of grudges you've got, but whether you're Autobot, Decepticon or something else, things like illness and contagious disease are an issue here, especially given our ... questionable resources. So, since there seems to be a sizable population of Cybertronians around, I'd request that any and all of you come find me if you're in need of medical attention. I can't promise to fix anything that ails you, but I can at least scan you and tell you what I'd need to fix things.

And I can promise that the longer you wait on finding me for medical attention, the more annoyed I will be that you waited. Keep that in mind if you're on the fence about things.

[ Yep. That was quite obviously a threat. Ratchet's a doctor, not a nursemaid. ]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[There's a growl, but Knock Out throttles it back quickly.]

I'll admit that I'm not exactly at my best at the moment, but I'm inclined to name that a reflection less on my medical ability and more on the amount of free time I've had lately.

I've got it under control.

If you're certain. [ Knock Out can't see the shrug, but he can probably infer that it happened. ] I apparently have to cure a plague and built two sets of hands, so it's not like I'm going to go around begging for something to do.

The offer's open, though, if you find yourself in need of the assistance.

...Cure a plague. [He doesn't like the sound of that.] What, ah. What kind of plague?

Hmn. Well, I'll keep that in mind~. [Read: no way in hell, which is pretty clear to hear in his voice.]

I don't know if it has a name, but there's at least two mechs around who have it, and whatever it is makes the afflicted mech start, ah, liquefying. From the inside out.

By the Allspark! That's disgusting!

I can't say I disagree. It's definitely a bit, ah, unnerving to be faced with a mech who's dripping rust from his optics and orifices.

[KO makes a very audible sound of disgust.] Please tell me you've got the contagion contained.

As far as I can tell, it's no longer contagious, due to the work of Vector Prime.

You might want to keep an eye on where you step, though. They're still ill, even if they aren't spreading the disease, which means that they're still, mm, a bit drippy.

[That's it. Breakdown's carrying him everywhere from now on.]

You haven't been parading them around here, have you?

[ Like he'd really mind. ]

Depends on how you define "parade".

[ Evilest. Grin. Ever. ]

[Knock Out shudders hard.] Do us all a favor and get one of the acolytes to clean that up, will you?

[ In a lighthearted sort of singsong ]

Hmm, maybe. If I remember.

For now, though, you might want to watch your step.

[voice] Posting from the Solian sector

[Voice]

[Voice]

[Voice]

[Voice]

[Voice]

[Voice] he's just saying this to gross KO out XD

[Voice] RUDE!!

[Voice] there's something to be said for the art of pigtail pulling!

[Voice] aaaand now they're two little kids fighting on the playground, thanks for the mental image

[Permavoice] YOU'RE WELCOME.

no subject

no subject