[voice] Posting from the Solian sector

[docbot]

[ After being informed by Drift that biological warfare is still a Thing in at least one of the dimensions represented here, Ratchet's decided to play things safe in terms of infection control. This is why you're being treated to a voice-post, featuring the gruff voice of our favourite Autobot medic right now. ]

Right. Well. I don't care what kind of grudges you've got, but whether you're Autobot, Decepticon or something else, things like illness and contagious disease are an issue here, especially given our ... questionable resources. So, since there seems to be a sizable population of Cybertronians around, I'd request that any and all of you come find me if you're in need of medical attention. I can't promise to fix anything that ails you, but I can at least scan you and tell you what I'd need to fix things.

And I can promise that the longer you wait on finding me for medical attention, the more annoyed I will be that you waited. Keep that in mind if you're on the fence about things.

[ Yep. That was quite obviously a threat. Ratchet's a doctor, not a nursemaid. ]

Comments

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

[While he wasn't one to sit in one place for too long, Wheeljack knew that he relied on his audio receptors quite a bit. And if waiting made it worse...well, he didn't want it irreparable.]

Might as well do it now. Not like I've got a war to get back to.

[He made himself comfortable.]

What do I need to do?

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[docbot]

Let me get into your audio receptors? [ Ratchet points to the fins on the sides of Wheeljack's head to illustrate. ]

If it helps, I don't think this'll hurt, at least. It's finicky work, but not all that invasive.

[ He'll just be up in your personal bubble, though, tinkering with your head. Woops. ]

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

Oh, uh...sure thing, Doc.

[Wheeljack adjusts his head so Ratchet can have more wiggle room, and the metal paneling around his audio receptors lift up.]

Whatever it takes.

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[docbot]

Hmm... [ Ratchet defers speaking, instead focussing in on Wheeljack's audio arrays. ]

Yes, there's what I'm looking for. Let me just cut the pain receptors and I'll just ... [ A bright spark of electricity bolts through Wheeljack's audials. It shouldn't have hurt, but it might have caused him to sense a burst of static and/or heat. ]

Hah. Right, how does that feel?

[ Ratchet's got a genuinely happy smile on his face. Successfully fixing up a patient always brings out good emotions in him. ]