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[engrishdetective]

So, we're nearing completion of one very shiny, pretty base by Prima's temple. Buuuut, a good suggestion was made.

There should be multiple headquarters for our wee police force.

Which means, more help would be nice to set up something by each temple. That way, we have a lot of ground covered and someone is stationed by each location.

Just thought I'd mention it, since I'm just looking out for our best interest.

Oh yes. And since it turns out that there are no explosives, whatever shall we do about Prism? Hm? [He's not allowed to shoot him, but he'd still kind of like to.]

And Perceptor! Baby. Turn yourself in, I do so hate wasting fuel for Gunbike.


[PRIVATE TO KAGEROU & KNOCKOUT]

I'm stopping by with a couple of gifts, so prep yourself, shinewbie.

Otherwise... I think we should work on two things for you. An engine for energon, and getting that chip out of you. What do you say?

Comments

[vandalization]

Why are you arresting Perceptor? It was an accident!

[engrishdetective]

Soooo, I should just. Shrug and pretend nothing happened?

[vandalization]

Well no. I don't know. But he's not a bad guy!

[engrishdetective]

Not everyone who's arrested is always someone with bad intentions.

[vandalization]

Why don't we worry about the actual malicious people around here!? Fuck! What a waste of time!

[engrishdetective]

Riiight, we've got Prism covered. And now we have someone who shot off someone's damn arm.

Why don't you let someone who was made for law enforcement go and do that, and you do ... whatever it is you do.

[vandalization]

It was an accident you cockwash!

[engrishdetective]

Then look at the man whose arm was shot off. You tell him: "Hey, sorry about your arm, but it's okay. It was an accident."

Go on. Do it.

[vandalization]

I'm not saying it wasn't bad, but what the fuck good is arresting him going to do?! He feels bad enough.

[engrishdetective]

Poor baby. I'll be sure to cuddle him.

What do you know about law enforcement, Hotpants?

[vandalization]

You know what? Fuck you.

[engrishdetective]

Sorry, you're not my type.

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[percept]

Vandal, it's alright. I'm willing to accept whatever punishment they see fit.

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[vandalization]

But Perceptor! You can't just lay back and take this!

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[percept]

I did something wrong, Vandal. It's only natural that there are consequences.

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[vandalization]

... I just. Don't want anything bad to happen to you.

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[percept]

I will be alright. I trust Blurr, at least, and Gunmax appears to be working with him.

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[vandalization]

Alright just. Please be okay.

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[percept]

I promise it will turn out alright.

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[vandalization]

Okay. If you let them do anything to you I will come over there and punch you, and them, right in the face.

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[percept]

I can assure you that I will not be allowing them to walk all over me.

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[vandalization]

Good.


S'my job.

[heuristical]

I'm not that broken up about it.

[What is tact?]

[engrishdetective]

Well, not everyone's going to shrug it off quite like you.

[heuristical]

Didn't you just imply that I would be exceedingly distraught about an accident?