1st point [video]

[drillsandballs]

Whaaaat? I didn't get any of what that guy said!

What is going on here? Why am I not at home?

Oh and if any of the other Brave Police are here... I'm apparent in some kind of temple for a Nexus Prime guy.

Comments

[winged_knight]

Hmm, that's not so different from us. We have drones that are not sparked. They're more like true robots.

No, I've never heard of it. But then I don't know much about Earth. It sound really interesting. Wouldn't it be easier to just pick it up and run?

[drillsandballs]

Sparked? Is that sort of like having a Super A.I.?

I can teach you some time, if you want. Maybe, but then it isn't soccer, that's more like football.

[winged_knight]

Hmm, it is, sort of... Our spark is our lifeforce, the core of our being. Our, soul as humans might say? If our spark goes out, no amount of repair or refueling can revive us.

That might be interesting. But... [WHAT. That makes no sense.] If you picked it up and ran, why would it be called 'football'?

[drillsandballs]

Oh... Our Super A.I. chips are like that, so long as they are undamaged we can be switched bodies and stuff, but if those get destroyed... we are gone.

I don't know, humans named the sports. There are a lot of strange sport names, like polo, vollyball, cricket. I just know that soccer is soccer and you kick the ball. [He grins.]

[winged_knight]

Yes, that does sound similar.

Humans do have some...cultural oddities I must admit. But if it's fun then the name is secondary!

[drillsandballs]

Having fun is the most important part in my opinion. I would love to have the chance to play soccer with others.

[winged_knight]

What's required? Maybe we can find some things that are useful in the junk pile?

[drillsandballs]

The most basic stuff is a field, which for those about our size needs to be pretty big, and as flat as possible, and then just two goals, which is normally an open frame with netting on the back to keep the ball from going to far when you kick it into the goal.

[winged_knight]

Hmm, well, it seems like we should be able to build the goals... but a field? A field of...what?

[drillsandballs]

A field of grass. Couldn't play it in a field of crops or anything like that.

[winged_knight]

Oh dear... I'm not certain how we could get a field of grass here. That's...a plant right? Small and skinny and green?

[drillsandballs]

Yeah, it is... there is a kind that is fake that we could use too. If not we could probably figure something out. That is the nice thing, the grass isn't super important, just nice to have.