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[experimentality]

[ Hello Cybertron, guess who's back?

If you guessed everyone's favorite floating creepersphere, you'd be right. And probably also horrified. The video feed shows Prism, in his proper body and most definitely not confined to his room, floating happily somewhere near the junk pile. ]

Hello! I suppose I must commend you for quarantining me for so long, but I'm afraid your containment measures could not withstand superior technology.

[ Something moves in the background, sliding slowly into view. It's the Gatherer, and it's... not alone. ]

...this is what I get for trying to be helpful. Tentacle rape. Can't even be fraggin' original.

[ Prism turns slightly, sighing in a rather bored manner. ]

If I was attempting to violate you, I would be much more thorough. I would suggest cooperating, it would make this entire endeavor much easier on you.

Yeah I'll keep that in mind. [ Whirl struggles against the tentacles, which seem quite determined to get friendly with him. ] This where I'm supposed to like beg for mercy or something?"

[ Whoops. Hope you like being upside down, Whirl. ]

If you had a mouth I would gag you. I don't suppose you have any companions who will be coming to your attempted rescue?

[Not really a fan, no. ] Fraggin shame I don't have one, then, isn't it? [Whirl refuses to answer the second part. Because no. ]

What a shame. I suppose I will have to find something else to do with you. [ Mouth or no, a tentacle winds itself around Whirl's face and head before Prism turns his attention back to the feed. ]

All that aside, I'm very excited to get back to work. There are so many of you now! I look forward to cataloguing each and every one of you in great detail.

[You can muzzle him but you can't muffle justice! Or....something. Whirl starts shooting at...something. It's hopefully at least noisy and ruining that whole sinister ambiance thing you're going for. Jerk.]

Really-- [ Prism's exasperated response is cut off as he ends the feed, presumably to deal with Whirl who is proving to be more trouble than he's worth. Just before the feed disappears the tentacles constrict and there's a sudden crunch.

That. Didn't sound too good. ]

Comments

[voice]

[engrishdetective]

[Gunmax's tone perks up slightly. Whirl, buddy, baby. Don't scare him like that.]

Was it at least good candy? Little energon goodies?

[voice]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Oh right. Sorry to scare you with the whole tentacle crushing thing. *patpat*]

_{...I don't have a fraggin' mouth. Fragger snatched me from behind when I was distracted with the bouncy eyeball there.}

[voice]

[engrishdetective]

That's what you get for having an attention span of a gnat, baby.

Try to not make him too pissed off at you. I'd rather find you more or less in one piece, eh?

[voice]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

_{no one's ever complained about it before. ....that I paid attention to.} [badumtish? He thinks it's funny, but he's not really in a great place right now.]

_{...you're sorta asking me to go against nature, you know.} [Pissing people off is what he does. One day, one day!! there will be some villain that can only be defeated by being made really really angry. And then you'll appreciate Whirl's unique talents. You ALL will!!!]

[voice]

[engrishdetective]

I know, it's super hard for you, honey, but I think you'll manage.

[voice]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

_{Nothing's managed to kill me yet}

[He sounds disappointed.]

[voice]

[engrishdetective]

Being suicidal's not a very attractive quality.

[voice]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

_{something's gotta balance the rest of my awesome.}

[voice]

[engrishdetective]

Less death and maybe more of your prickly personality. I'm thinking I'm not the only one who'd like you better alive than an empty shell, hmm?

[voice]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

_{Nope. You're the only one.}

[voice]

[engrishdetective]

Then I feel all kinds of special. What a warm, fuzzy feeling.

Stay alive, hm? Die a different day.

[voice]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

_{...tmi, seriously.}

[He is not feeling warm or fuzzy, himself.]

_{You don't think I'm going to let some fraggin' red dot with his tentacle creature do me in? Laaaaaame.}

[voice]

[engrishdetective]

I didn't even get to the part where I wrote you poetry about it.

[He figures not.]

I'd like to think something better could come along.

[voice]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

<sub>wow you're trying to kill me with romance?

Trust me when I go out I'm taking whoever does it with me.</sub>

[voice]

[engrishdetective]

Tsk, tsk. That's just the foreplay.

That's the spirit.

[voice]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

_{you must be hard up}

[Seriously. Whirl? He knows he's sexy, but he also knows he's crazy.]

[voice]

[engrishdetective]

I just knew it was meant to be, is all.

[Haha no, you're not a patrol car.]

[voice]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

_{Next time figure that out pre-tentacles}