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[experimentality]

[ Hello Cybertron, guess who's back?

If you guessed everyone's favorite floating creepersphere, you'd be right. And probably also horrified. The video feed shows Prism, in his proper body and most definitely not confined to his room, floating happily somewhere near the junk pile. ]

Hello! I suppose I must commend you for quarantining me for so long, but I'm afraid your containment measures could not withstand superior technology.

[ Something moves in the background, sliding slowly into view. It's the Gatherer, and it's... not alone. ]

...this is what I get for trying to be helpful. Tentacle rape. Can't even be fraggin' original.

[ Prism turns slightly, sighing in a rather bored manner. ]

If I was attempting to violate you, I would be much more thorough. I would suggest cooperating, it would make this entire endeavor much easier on you.

Yeah I'll keep that in mind. [ Whirl struggles against the tentacles, which seem quite determined to get friendly with him. ] This where I'm supposed to like beg for mercy or something?"

[ Whoops. Hope you like being upside down, Whirl. ]

If you had a mouth I would gag you. I don't suppose you have any companions who will be coming to your attempted rescue?

[Not really a fan, no. ] Fraggin shame I don't have one, then, isn't it? [Whirl refuses to answer the second part. Because no. ]

What a shame. I suppose I will have to find something else to do with you. [ Mouth or no, a tentacle winds itself around Whirl's face and head before Prism turns his attention back to the feed. ]

All that aside, I'm very excited to get back to work. There are so many of you now! I look forward to cataloguing each and every one of you in great detail.

[You can muzzle him but you can't muffle justice! Or....something. Whirl starts shooting at...something. It's hopefully at least noisy and ruining that whole sinister ambiance thing you're going for. Jerk.]

Really-- [ Prism's exasperated response is cut off as he ends the feed, presumably to deal with Whirl who is proving to be more trouble than he's worth. Just before the feed disappears the tentacles constrict and there's a sudden crunch.

That. Didn't sound too good. ]

Comments

[Voice]

[vandalization]

WHIRL?! Shit!

You fucking son of a bitch!

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[inferiordude]

[Oh no. No no no, it was supposed to be safe, Prism was supposed to be locked away for good, Blurr and Starsc--...

Blurr saw to that! Didn't he?]

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[That's just, yeah, no.]

Just cause he wastes cake, doesn't mean you can go and do something like that!!

[Voice]

[warborn]

[...okay, not that Whirl doesn't deserve this for being Whirl, but.]

Don't you have anything better to do?

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[engrishdetective]

Tch. Back to work so soon.

Whirl, baby, how did you get kidnapped so fast?

[He'll mask his worry with his doucheness, thank you.]

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[thxforthememories]

Who let you free--!

[raceme]

[Well Shit.]

HOD DID YOU...?

[Frag frag frag that is so not good. Blurr's not even goign to tell you to stop because he's sure you will just laugh at him.]

Is he alive?

[aerospacecommander]

Ya'know, even though I'm not exactly fond of One-Eye's brother there, what you are doing is downright creepy.

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[dsfhghsdfhsdf really doesn't know what to say but sdfghfsdjf WHIRL NO] If you have any sense at all, you'll release Whirl and surrender yourself to the local authorities. [Like, you know, the Firstforged cause daaaamn.] Chances are you have no sense, so how about you just let Whirl go? Whatever your reason, killing him won't solve it. Even if your reason is insanity. [He's not exactly a psychologist or best of negotiators.]

[Voice]

[docbot]

This is completely unacceptable behaviour! We're not test subjects for you to toy around with, you glitched--!

[He's quite literally roaring mad, dude, enough that the mic gets overwhelmed and recording cuts into bursts of angry static. Someone's gonna get a hurt real bad.]

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[militarybred]

[Tentacles! Driller rumbles at the screen, rolling its head to the side and stretching out a tentacle of its own. Hello tentacle thing.]

[video]

[tearsofsteel]

[Why is he even standing up for this robot dick?]

Whether or not he pulls through, you're coming in.