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✘ tf: prime | cliffjumper

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So there I was, just about to give some Cons the thrashing of a life time, when all of a sudden I wind up here with no warning whatsoever. Kind of rude, don't you think?

I'd say someone owes me.

[Despite how terribly upsetting this is for him, he sounds pretty calm and mellow.]

Now the question is, what's a guy got to do to have some fun around here?

[Nope, he's not going to give an introduction right away. He's too busy wondering if he's going to be bored here. Priorities.]

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[This is ridiculous. He's not even going to give her a response.]

Hey, uh, did someone lose their human?

I don't...think so.

Why?

I wasn't talking to you, short stuff. Don't you have someone else to bother?

Well you put yourself on the Link, mister.

Got no one to blame but yourself.

Yeah, well, no one told me there were humans on Cybertron. That's kind of a new development.

Well I didn't ask to be here, Mister! I just jumped out a window, perfectly ready to land on a fire escape, and now I'm in Robot paradise.

[He's just going to... rub his robot temples.]

Can't you play robot paradise with someone else? The big bots are talking here.

Hey, I'm friends with those big bots.

I can take this.

You? [Scoff] Do you even know what's going on half the time?

[Just this face.]

Do you even know what's going on right NOW?

I know a tiny human is ticking me off right now, how's that?

UGH. You're such a big dumb I can't even-

Me? Me?! I'm sorry, you're the one--UGH!

I'm trying to help you out here!

Help by going back to your cage or wherever you sleep at! I don't know!

[Cage.

Did you just-]

You are the worst robot ever.

[She looks hurt )8 You bully.]

[Oh... Oh shoot, he hurt its feelings. I mean, half of him was going for that to get her to leave, but now that it's happened he feels sort of bad...]

Okay, hey, hey! Don't give me that. I, uh, I don't talk to humans much...

[The only human he really knows is Fowler and he... yells a lot.]

[The change of tone helps a little. At least she looks less hurt by it.]

Oh, that...that makes sense. I think.

What's your name? I could call you Mr. Cow~

[Slight tease!]

You do that and you're going to wish you were in a cage.

[Slight... tease? What does that even mean?]

It's Cliffjumper.

Cowjumper!

[There's an insane gigglefit on the other end of the feed.]

Just kidding. Can I call you Cliff? Cliffy?

You can call me Cliffjumper.

['Cliff' is for friends. Kay's more like... a weird puppy that won't leave him alone.

He's not even touching Cliffy.]

Gotcha. Mr. Cliffjumper.

So...how many cliffs have you jumped? You must be really good at it.

I don't exactly keep count. What is this? Twenty-thousand questions? You know, this is the same kind of scrap I pull, don't think I'm not noticing.

Well then maybe it's a lesson you need to learn.

Have you been a bad bot?

Bad? Me? Excuse me, but I'm one of the good bots. I'm the guy who makes the bad bots wish they were never sparked. The only lesson I need to learn is 'Training Humans 101'.