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[goingdownfighting]

So there I was, just about to give some Cons the thrashing of a life time, when all of a sudden I wind up here with no warning whatsoever. Kind of rude, don't you think?

I'd say someone owes me.

[Despite how terribly upsetting this is for him, he sounds pretty calm and mellow.]

Now the question is, what's a guy got to do to have some fun around here?

[Nope, he's not going to give an introduction right away. He's too busy wondering if he's going to be bored here. Priorities.]

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[Video]

[goingdownfighting]

[Just as long as he's the good looking one, there shouldn't be any problems. So glad to get that out of the way.

There's a grin of his own.]

Well isn't that something? I always wondered what it'd be like to have more of me around...

So what's with the reception? You're like the only one not coming in clear.

[A pause. Suddenly he's not so cheerful.]

Don't tell me this is some kind of paradox thing. ...Say, uh, the world isn't going to end if we accidentally touch each other, is it?

[Video]

[cliffjumper]

Huh? Nah, I don't think so. Just gettin' outta range for the network we're using. You get too far away from the temples an' stuff, and the reception gets bad.

[He shrugs, unconcerned. Well, he's not particularly worried because it's not as if this is an emergency or anything.]

Just helpin' a human, which means we gotta go this far out. And as far as I know and have seen, we could do whatever to each other an' we'd be fine. Been in a place similar to this before, and there were sometimes more than two alternates of a single person around.

Nothing ever happened to any of 'em, so if ya want to meet up when I'm back, we shouldn't 'cause anything to happen.

[Unless them being close to each other was going to spawn spontaneous explosions or something.]

[Video]

[goingdownfighting]

[There might be an explosion.]

Yeah, good to know. Hey, uh, think you can explain all the humans to me? I thought the rule was always 'robots in disguise'. Now I'm on a brand spanking new Cybertron with humans who somehow know waaaay too much about me than I care to admit.

I'm used to them taking off at the sight of me, now all they want to do is chat.

[Video]

[cliffjumper]

[Well, that's okay with him. Explosions are always fun.]

Yeah, well... You're gonna have to blame the time-space anomaly or whatever that keeps spittin' out all the junk, us, an' everything else that ends up here.

[He shrugs and grimaces, but it's not dislike as more frustration. Some worry. Humans, even if they can breathe and walk around on Cybertron, don't belong in this environment.]

The humans come through too. No one's choosin' who gets dumped here, or if someone is they're bein' kinda cruel. 'Cause we ain't got a lot of food for 'em or anything. They've started a garden, I think, but that's it.

An' it'd kinda suck slag if we had to go around and play at disguise on our own planet, right?

[Pause.]

... Even if this is a version of it none of us belongs on.