re_alignment | [Video]

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✘ tf: prime | cliffjumper

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So there I was, just about to give some Cons the thrashing of a life time, when all of a sudden I wind up here with no warning whatsoever. Kind of rude, don't you think?

I'd say someone owes me.

[Despite how terribly upsetting this is for him, he sounds pretty calm and mellow.]

Now the question is, what's a guy got to do to have some fun around here?

[Nope, he's not going to give an introduction right away. He's too busy wondering if he's going to be bored here. Priorities.]

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Were you now? So what's that make you? I doubt it's leader of the Decepticon fan club.

Er, no, nothin' like that dude.

I'm a Decepticon.

[SEE, RED SYMBOL AND EVERYTHING.]

[Yeah, that was kind of what he was implying--OKAY, WELL CONFIRMATION'S GOOD ANYWAY.]

You're kind of... bright for a Decepticon. What, were they tired of the usual dark color schemes they had going and changed the dress code? I like it, give Megatron my regards.

Well, I'm from another universe, dude. Most 'Cons where I'm from don't really dig the darker color scheme. Wayyy too depressin'.

[Again with this other universe scrap.]

So are you from the universe where everyone talks like a surfer?

[That... might actually be really cool. Battles would be on surfboards.]

Nah, jus' me, dude. Not that I'd mind, but then I'd feel, like, totally unoriginal.

Alright then, I'll bite. Which universe are you from?

Well, uh. Man, I knew they had a name for it. The one... where the 'Con symbols are red an' 'Bot symbols are purple an' the Autobots are huge raging jerkheads that wanna destroy pretty much everythin'?

Yeah, that one.

Oh... That's some universe you got there.

[Hold on.]

So, what? Does that mean there's some kind of 'jerkhead' version of me walking around there? Oh I do not envy you one bit.

Well, uh. There was. It's complicated, heh.

[Tugs at his headband a bit.] So, uh. Sorta nice to meet you. [You're not telling him off, so it's nice!]

[Telling bots off really isn't his style. He's more like the 'talk and tease until you can't take him anymore' type.]

I'm flattered over here, really. When can I expect the gift basket?

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Heh, that depends on if I can find anythin' good to put in it. What kinds of stuff do you like?

[You know, he wasn't actually expecting him to play along. It's kind of nice.]

You sure you're a Decepticon? That other universe must really be something else.

Yep! For the past few hundred years, dude.

Things are just a bit switched around where I'm from, 'parently.

Sounds that way. This is the first time I've never wanted to smash a Con's face in.

I'm going to be honest... I'm not really sure what to do here.

Now I'm all flattered an' stuff!

Well, we could try hangin' out sometime. I'm almost done settin' up a bar, so you could swing by for energon.

Going to a bar with a Decepticon... I can't wait to tell Arcee that one, okay you're on.

Righteous!

Name's Soundwave, by the way.

[SNRK. That... that makes him laugh. Oh, oh wow. That's... that's hilarious.]

Can I trade you for mine?! Haha, that guy doesn't say scrap.

Sorry, dude! No trades. Heh! But I know the feelin'. Some 'Bots I'd switch in a split second.

Oh yeah, like who?

[Is he actually having a friendly chat with a Decepticon? This has been an interesting day...]

I'd switch out the Optimus Prime of my universe with anyone else's, for starters.

Optimus? Really? Dare I ask why?

Erk, uh.

...Y'don't wanna know.

You know what? I'll take your word for it!

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