lightupthenight: (say a prayer for me)
lightupthenight ([personal profile] lightupthenight) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-09-03 07:55 pm

one ember | [multimedia post]

[This starts out as a video of someone in a leather jacket and a somewhat intimidating helmet. It looks like the helmet and jacket have seen better days, by which we mean somebody's pretty clearly been through an explosion. An observant person might be able to tell by the background that this is somewhere in Megatronus' temple]

-- wasn't making them that big before. Jesus christ. I have to-- OH HELL NO. NO VIDEO YOU BASTARD

[the device is hurled across the room and shorts out. The audio's still working though]

Where's the mic? Even Wily doesn't make his shit this complica--------

[and that's the audio broken. There's nothing for a while, then, oh look, text from the same source]

holy hell my head hurts
okay listen up wily if your here i dont believe your robots shit about this being some other planet
that is seriously the stupidest bullshit youv ever fed this city and you hv fed us some stupid bullshit
i mean aliens really wily
you tried that once and nobody thought it was cool

so tgeres a few opsions:

1. robot lied and im dead this seems unlikely because my head is fucking the worst
2. this is some part of wilys complex that id didnt wknow about and hes toying with me (this seems liegit) (wouldn't put it past you to have this tech) (but in that case wow i am more fucked than i thought)
3. this is the future womehow and veryones dead adn i failed and robots are everywhere and whatever
4. it was telling the truth and this si some alien planet where robots run everything

everything is terrible and everything hurts
why am i debating this in the opn where he can see it
i mean you can see it
o yea concussion
and i am pretty sure my blood is moslyt alcohol atm




if this is another planet have you invented a hangover cure yet also a cure for concossions because yeah
docbot: (. . .)

[voice]

[personal profile] docbot 2012-09-04 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
I ... see. Thank you for informing me, Raf.

[In response to Joe's... less than sensical screaming, Ratchet's tone of voice changes to a "placate the patient" level.]

Ah, sir? Just to clarify, you were in an explosion? And ... what's so big? Are you in danger?
rstlsslegsyndrm: JESUS CHRIST THIS FLOPPY DISK IS HUGE (Default)

[audio]

[personal profile] rstlsslegsyndrm 2012-09-04 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[BEST DOCTOR AWARD TO AMBLEG]

Tower - Look, right now that really doesn't matter. You need to see a doctor; I'm sure by now you've heard the name of 'Ratchet' thrown around a few times. No matter what you are [you look humanoid, but that helmet?], he's the one most qualified to fix you. No matter what 'tower' you 'blew up'.
deusexraf: (// i've got this handled really okay)

[voice]

[personal profile] deusexraf 2012-09-04 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[and he probably should have put two and two together earlier re; not liking robots but there's no going back at this point]

Look, I know you don't like robots, but Ratchet's got enough experience that he can help you. And I know this doesn't make sense right now but if you calm down, I can try and explain it a bit better.
rstlsslegsyndrm: JESUS CHRIST THIS FLOPPY DISK IS HUGE (Default)

[audio]

[personal profile] rstlsslegsyndrm 2012-09-04 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
You could very well be a hologram or a creature composed entirely out of slime.

[He sounds totally serious here, but is he? We'll never know.]
inferiordude: (awwww scrap)

VIDEO;

[personal profile] inferiordude 2012-09-04 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
O-oh. Are you all right, little dude?

Yeah, the acolyte was tellin' the truth. You're here now, dude. Uh, can I get you to the medbay or something?
deusexraf: (// hey ratchet what are we going to do t)

[voice]

[personal profile] deusexraf 2012-09-04 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[good thing there's no scraplets, then.

not that they'd bother either of them
]


Then just hold on. I'll come with him. It'll just...take us a bit.
inferiordude: (time to be heroic!)

VIDEO;

[personal profile] inferiordude 2012-09-04 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Nnnno? Raf showed up here on his own. I didn't kill anybody here, or any human ever.

[He pauses at the song. Really, dude? Mr. Roboto.]

You ain't got a bad tone, just need a better slice of tunes, dude.

Are we human or are we dancers?
My sign is vital, my hands are cold,
And I'm on my knees looking for the answer:
Are we human or are we dancers?
whirlybird_of_prey: (wHATEver)

video

[personal profile] whirlybird_of_prey 2012-09-05 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Ewwww.

You think I let one of you pink naked things touch me?

[Gross. Beyond gross.]

glacius_passio: (Default)

[video]

[personal profile] glacius_passio 2012-09-05 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my, I'm not sure if there's anyone here knowledgeable in human medicine, but I sure hope so. Drinking with a concussion sure doesn't sound like a good idea.
whirlybird_of_prey: (Default)

video

[personal profile] whirlybird_of_prey 2012-09-06 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
So that's what you spew. [Good to know.]
glacius_passio: (Friends and liars don't wait for me)

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[personal profile] glacius_passio 2012-09-08 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know what kind of robots you're familiar with, but I don't really know anyone who'd just kill you with no reason. There are other humans here and not a one of them has been murdered or turned into a cyborg.

Trust the docbots to take care of you, okay?
glacius_passio: (Friends and liars don't wait for me)

[video]

[personal profile] glacius_passio 2012-09-12 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm. I guess it's too bad we don't have any human doctors here. What's made you so untrusting of robots anyway?
glacius_passio: (Friends and liars don't wait for me)

[video]

[personal profile] glacius_passio 2012-09-18 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a terrible way to live. But many of the bots here weren't even made by humans.

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