one ember | [multimedia post]

[lightupthenight]

[This starts out as a video of someone in a leather jacket and a somewhat intimidating helmet. It looks like the helmet and jacket have seen better days, by which we mean somebody's pretty clearly been through an explosion. An observant person might be able to tell by the background that this is somewhere in Megatronus' temple]

-- wasn't making them that big before. Jesus christ. I have to-- OH HELL NO. NO VIDEO YOU BASTARD

[the device is hurled across the room and shorts out. The audio's still working though]

Where's the mic? Even Wily doesn't make his shit this complica--------

[and that's the audio broken. There's nothing for a while, then, oh look, text from the same source]

holy hell my head hurts
okay listen up wily if your here i dont believe your robots shit about this being some other planet
that is seriously the stupidest bullshit youv ever fed this city and you hv fed us some stupid bullshit
i mean aliens really wily
you tried that once and nobody thought it was cool

so tgeres a few opsions:

1. robot lied and im dead this seems unlikely because my head is fucking the worst
2. this is some part of wilys complex that id didnt wknow about and hes toying with me (this seems liegit) (wouldn't put it past you to have this tech) (but in that case wow i am more fucked than i thought)
3. this is the future womehow and veryones dead adn i failed and robots are everywhere and whatever
4. it was telling the truth and this si some alien planet where robots run everything

everything is terrible and everything hurts
why am i debating this in the opn where he can see it
i mean you can see it
o yea concussion
and i am pretty sure my blood is moslyt alcohol atm




if this is another planet have you invented a hangover cure yet also a cure for concossions because yeah

Comments

[video]

[deusexraf]

[............uh.

Raf's deciding video is best for this.]

...I'm not sure who 'Wily' is, but I'm pretty sure that he has nothing to do with this. As for a concussion cure...I can ask Ratchet if he's developed anything yet

[Video] I apologize

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Number four.

BOW TO YOUR NEW ROBOT OVERLORD.

[Whirl will wait. Go on, genuflect.]

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Yeah, I think it's best you seek medical attention, because I think you're malfunctioning at an abnormally fast rate here.

VIDEO;

[inferiordude]

O-oh. Are you all right, little dude?

Yeah, the acolyte was tellin' the truth. You're here now, dude. Uh, can I get you to the medbay or something?

[video]

[glacius_passio]

Oh my, I'm not sure if there's anyone here knowledgeable in human medicine, but I sure hope so. Drinking with a concussion sure doesn't sound like a good idea.