Thundercracker (
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re_alignment2012-09-03 06:17 pm
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[Have a scowling Seeker staring into the camera, red optics darkened. Those familiar with the area will be able to recognize Alpha Trion's domain behind him.]
This is Thundercracker, checking in.
Megatron? Starscream? . . . Skywarp?
If there are any Decepticons on this Primus-forsaken rock, respond.
[Anyone familiar with Seeker body language might note . . . the high hitch of his wings belies the scowl and steady tone of his voice - he's just a little more freaked out by all this - which he's hoping is nothing more than a stasis-glitch or something - than he's letting on.]
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You have brass plated ball bearings contacting me after what you did.
[text] *SNERK* Whoo-boy, this should be interesting (HI, BB <3)
[And this is Thundercracker madly wracking his databanks trying to figure out what Megatron's referring to. Not like he can just ask, after all. After a long moment's hesitation - ]
I apologize.
Where are you? Do we have a base established here yet?
[Whatever it was he did, he might as well face and get it over with. ...slag. That..."Lambda" thing must have done a bigger number on him than he thought.]
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Has an apology ever been 'good enough'?
[You wound his fake persona.]
I have an entire TEMPLE in my honor. [As it should be. BOW BEFORE HIS TEXT.]
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[Good thing for him you can't see the way his frame stiffens ever so slightly at the admonishment. But as he's pretty sure the question is rhetorical . . . yeah, he's . . . not going to bother trying to answer.]
The Megatronus Prime temple?
Impressive.
[He starts to type more, but...hang on, Starscream's saying you're not even here. Now he's confused.]
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[Because Megatron is a masochist? Whirl could never figure that one out. But eh, no1curr about Thundercracker, from what he heard. Lonely loser sitting around watching infomercials for Slap Chops and Turbo Twists last he heard.]
Except you. Traitor.
[text and video] TC's getting kinda pissed - me, I'm just laughing. XD
[This Seeker's guilty of the Discover Channel and a few other things . . . but mostly because there were only so many stations that reached to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, and what else was he supposed to do to keep the claustrophobia at bay when he was off-duty and stuck in the Nemesis?]
[He stiffens further at the new indictment. But . . . others are telling him Megatron's not even here. And when has Megatron ever hidden behind text when he could get in a mech's face even over video?]
All right, who is this really? Show yourself.
[Pit, he'll pay for that "insolence" if he's wrong. He'd...just better not be wrong.]
[text and DENIED]
Just that.
I know what you did .
[Too bad it's text so you can't hear his snickering]
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[text] *sob* Need more variety of G1 icons...
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[Video] LMAO CANT BELIEVE I DID THAT
Finally someone useful shows up.
[Video] LMAO OOPS XD
Starscream.
[Locked to Starscream]
Any idea what Megatron's talking about? I don't remember anything before waking up on that Pit-damned alter, but he sounds pretty fragged off.
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We just have some giant guy who took a rendition of his name and another guy who claims to be him.
But he's only Megatron if Megatron turned into college professor version of Optimus Prime.
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A . . . college . . . ?
[Hello, developing processor ache. He's not been here a joor and he's confused as the Pit.]
Must be the giant guy then. You tell me who this is.
[Have an attachment with a text log, four comments long.]
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And no no -- there is Megatronus and then Megatron who no way in slag can be Megatron.
He's nice.
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Nice? Yeah, that'd be . . . different.
Where are you? Can we meet?
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[Video][locked] Action? Log? Applesauce? 8D
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text; [I apologize for Joe's typos and assure you they are in-character]
no
they can flynow
that is the worst thing tehres huge and they fly nope
text; [*snerk* Gotcha - also APOLOGIES for icon, I don't have a G1 selection with enough --
[There will be a LONG moment before there's any reply, as Thundercracker reads over the text a few times.]
Who is this?
text; [lol it's cool]
i come in the night
cut off robot heads
and turn them into hats
be afraid man
be very afraid
text;
[Another long pause before sending an answer.]
Well, got the "mad" part right, anyway.
Sorry. Going to have to better than nonsensical rhymes if you're _actually_ trying to scare me.
text;
text; [LOL a face-to-face between these two could be interesting XD]
[They've been being "calibrated" by Megatron for mega-vorns. He's pretty sure they're just fine, thanks.]
Unless you have something _useful_ to say, this conversation is over.
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[Excuse him while he . . . just . . . um, gapes . . . for an instant. Because WHAT THE PIT!?]
Soundwave?
Have you developed some kind of glitch in your language databank?
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Uh, no. You want info or not, Thunderdude?
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[His optics narrow for a moment as he weight his options.]
...yes. Information.
[Starting with - who the PIT are you? Because "dude", you are not Soundwave. Can't be. But . . . he doesn't say that.
Fragging good thing the telepath isn't within range.]VIDEO;
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There was some kind of drone in a robe, if that's what you mean. Spouted some slag about a temporal-spacial rift, prehistoric Cybertron, first . . . what'd it call them? Forged. Firstforged. [His tone is dismissive, as the only part of this he believes is the rift. Kind of hard to dismiss THAT, since it's glowing right above him.]
Mine is supposedly Alpha Trion, which I know is slag because he's just an Autobot . . . or sympathetic Neutral. [He's never been quite sure, nor does he really care.]
What the Pit is really going on?
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