re_alignment | [Video] This is all so crazy!

[Kay's been a very busy girl. Not only is she meeting all sorts of robot friends, but she's been doing analysis. That's right. This girl has been doing STUDIES of you metal beings. Whether or not that's a good thing (pfft, seriously?) has yet to be decided, but you're going to find out the fruits of her labor today. The feed clicks on to show her in her room putting up pieces of paper to a bulletin board she found in the junkpile. Thankfully it came with tacks! She takes a step back to admire her work, allowing the link to get a full glimpse of what she's been up to.

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She notices that the Link is on after awhile, hurrying over to pick it up.]

Oh! Hi everyone! I'm actually glad you can see this! I was kind of thinking...ever since Teddie asked if Robots can score...Can robots make babies? I mean, you have to continue the robot race SOMEHOW, right?

I've even started investigating! Mr. Edgeworth would be SO proud of me, because I've got a lot of evidence. I'm doing that [swhing!] thing he does! Okay, so like...do boy robots make the babies? They've got big chests unlike the girl ones, and Soundwave's even opens! Maybe that's where the babies come from. So my theory is, the robot babies come out of the daddy's chest or stomach. It's the only explanation that fits!

[Her hand moves from the first page to the second page, giving a wide grin.]

This is my relationship chart. I can kind of see robots pairing up here, so I've written them down! But there's a lot of empty ones...I want to help you all find your robot boyfriends! Robrofriends? Is that a good word? Either way, Just talk to ol' Kay here. She knows.

[And finally, her hand rests on that last page.]

These are just what I think some babies might look like! Pretty cool, huh? I think I remember somewhere that DNA is half and half of mom and dad, so I did that when making this. What do you guys think?

[Go on, admire her ~~stupidity~~ work.]

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[KSSHT]

WE ARE NOT-

We aren't-

This-

It's not-

!!!

It's..finereally... mean...I'm ^sure you are great for each other Ratchet sir...C- congrats.

Blurr.

I can assure you that the possibility of Wheeljack and I being together is just as likely as the possibility that you are going to reproduce by having a protoform burst out of your chest one day.

[have you been watching Alien, Ratchet? Because Blurr had hear some jokes in the past thanks to his helmet shape...]

Then why is Kay saying that?

Because she is a small human child who doesn't understand Cybertronian methods of reproduction.

I don't think re-pro-duc-ti-on is all she _had in mind.

Edited 2012-09-05 14:36 (UTC)

She has a page full of babies. It was certainly at the forefront, if not the complete focus.

Yes I saw that I...yes. but my point was YOU are a smart and good looking individual I WOULDN'T be that surprised if you and Wheeljack decided...well..bond and everything. [Not surprised but it would make him sad.]

[He's standing here and trying to make words but all that's coming out of his vocalizer is a little bit of hissing static.]

[Hshhh. H-ssssshh. HHhHSHHSsHHhssssshhhhhhhhhhh.]

[How does he deal with being told that he's pretty? How does that work?]

[He said "good-looking" because Blurr figured that calling Ratchet handsome or pretty would make him glitch. Apparently, using "good looking" does that him too.]

Ah...ARE YOU OKAY!? [DID he break you?]

[That would have been worse, to be fair... but it's all awkward to acknowledge.]

... fine.

[COUGH.]

Just fine.

[So awkward now.]

...

Imsorry

... don't be. It's not your fault it's just...

[SIGHS.]

Mn.

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raceme - 2012-09-10 16:53 (UTC) - Expand

W-Whoa Blurr,

Who said I was leashed to anyone?

The kid ain't right on that account.

[Not yet, anyway.]

Ah so you are free?

I mean...eh..^not interested in Ratchet?

Ah..I uh--

[AWKWARD...]

I'm kinda just...swingin, yannow?

[He honestly didn't think he had a following.]

I know.

Things are easier that way AREN'T they?

[Ever hear Wheeljack slightly nervous? Yeah, that's him right now.]

...That's...one way to put it.

[That worries Blurr.]

...

And the other? [He's asking softly.]

...

[Aside from his terrible self-esteem?]

Better for both parties if I don't get attached.

[Another silence. He has an idea of what might be going in that thick head of yours.]

You know a YOUu only need to find a partner that can cope up with you and can take care of himself I'm SURE it won't be that hard you are a great mech.

[This is SO not Wheeljack's forte.]

Much appreciated, Blurr.

Not really somethin' I hear from my world.

[FFFF THIS IS JUST UPPING THE AWKWARD.]

I uh..I should go.

[Is not exactly Blurr's either, so that's fine.]

Don't mention it.

Good thing I am from a ^different one, uh?

[Blurr's sad to hear that but he doesn't want to bother you more.]

Alright do what you must...Take care.

[Complimentttss he's not used to themmmm. He doesn't want to seem out of the loop with them either so--]

Yeah...that's a plus.

...Take care of yourself, yeah?

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