[Video] This is all so crazy!

[littlecrowgirl]

 [Kay's been a very busy girl. Not only is she meeting all sorts of robot friends, but she's been doing analysis. That's right. This girl has been doing STUDIES of you metal beings. Whether or not that's a good thing (pfft, seriously?) has yet to be decided, but you're going to find out the fruits of her labor today. The feed clicks on to show her in her room putting up pieces of paper to a bulletin board she found in the junkpile. Thankfully it came with tacks!  She takes a step back to admire her work, allowing the link to get a full glimpse of what she's been up to.

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She notices that the Link is on after awhile, hurrying over to pick it up.]

Oh! Hi everyone! I'm actually glad you can see this! I was kind of thinking...ever since Teddie asked if Robots can score...Can robots make babies? I mean, you have to continue the robot race SOMEHOW, right?

I've even started investigating!  Mr. Edgeworth would be SO proud of me, because I've got a lot of evidence.  I'm doing that [swhing!] thing he does!  Okay, so like...do boy robots make the babies? They've got big chests unlike the girl ones, and Soundwave's even opens! Maybe that's where the babies come from.  So my theory is, the robot babies come out of the daddy's chest or stomach. It's the only explanation that fits!  

[Her hand moves from the first page to the second page, giving a wide grin.]

This is my relationship chart. I can kind of see robots pairing up here, so I've written them down! But there's a lot of empty ones...I want to help you all find your robot boyfriends! Robrofriends? Is that a good word?  Either way, Just talk to ol' Kay here. She knows. 

[And finally, her hand rests on that last page.]

These are just what I think some babies might look like! Pretty cool, huh? I think I remember somewhere that DNA is half and half of mom and dad, so I did that when making this. What do you guys think?

[Go on, admire her stupidity work.]

Comments

[Video]

[goingdownfighting]

Okay, well, this is all sorts of wrong. But you know what? I'm going to avoid asking the obvious and go straight to why is there a cow?

[Like he even has to ask.]

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

Wouldn't the cow question be the obvious one coming from you?

[She giggles]

Maybe I just like cows!

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You're so dumb. Everyone knows robots lay eggs.

[Whirl is jealous that he appears precisely NOWHERE on your stupid chart. Therefore u r dum.]

[video]

[littlecrowgirl]

What? No one told me this!

[Can lamps even make the babies?]

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[inferiordude]

Wh-whoa whoa whoa, Rockstar! Kay, little dudette. Robot babies don't come outta my chest! I just, you know. Store my kids there sometimes.

L-like a kangaroo.

[He pops open his tray.] Yeah, see?

And I don't need a boyfriend.... person...!

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[littlecrowgirl]

[She gives a blank look as she watches that hatch pop open.]

So...if they ARE your kids...where did they come from? If it's not your chest they pop out of--

do you have a hole.

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[engrishdetective]

Well, bear in mind, not all robots are the same here.

For example! Kagerou on your list? Kageou is what we call a "fussy woman" where I'm from.

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[littlecrowgirl]

...Mr. Kagerou is a woman?

[She tilts her head at the paper.]

You really think so?

[Video]

[drillsandballs]

Ohhh for these alien robots that makes sense. But humans made me and the other Brave Police.

[Drill Boy looks just a little confused.]

Why is it important to have a boyfriend?

Doesn't that just mean a friend who is a boy?

Does that mean I'm a boyboyfriend?

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

So humans make your babies...that seems like a lot of extra work if you ask me.

[She writes that down, however.]

Well, there's boyfriends and then there's boy friends.

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[lifepersists]

[ He does at least admire Kay's researcher spirit! But the rest of it has his facial plating heating. ]

I-- You--

[ He's not sure what to say, at the moment. ]

...N-Nice drawings!

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[littlecrowgirl]

[Oh gosh, way to compliment a lady right off the bat. She snuggles into her scarf all sheepishly.]

Y-You really like them? I'm not really an artist, but I try!

[whoops VIDEO]

[sariexmachina]

[Giggling. ALL THE GIGGLING.]

I- d-don't think it works like that! Hehe! But I like it anyway!

[no prob! VIDEO]

[littlecrowgirl]

[She's a bit surprised at first, but joins in on the giggling soon after.]

Really? Darn, I thought I was really close, too.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Scoring sheets? Why do robots get all the good stuff? Kay, you are such a tease.]

You know, maybe you should make one for bears~

[I mean, if you're willingly hooking people up...]

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

[She mulls it over for a few minutes, tilting her head every which way.]

But there's only one bear.

[video]

[angleofscience]

[Okay, so it... took him a moment to reply. He sort of... got stuck staring at first list and then the last picture with the... ahem... illustrations.

He won't... will not---

Ah, slag it all. Jetfire rubs the lower part of his face and shakes his helm, thus hiding the small grin that's finally breaking through the surprise.]

That... ah. Is not quite how it works. With caveats for these things working differently in other realities, new cybertronians are made through infusing protoforms with sparks.

[He waves his hand about briefly in the are, wishing he had some visual help--- Oh, right.

After a moment, the screen splits in two, one side showing what clearly in a tank with a cybertronian inside (he's cheating here, and not showing Kay the bare mass of circuits, spark core and limited amount of liquid metal that actually makes up the first stage of a protoform.]

Protoforms are kept in tanks like these, and, when ready, either the Matrix is used, or energy that simulates the Matrix' frequency to ingnite spark energy to settle in the protoform.

There might be other ways to create a spark, but these are highly speculative.

[Pause.]

So, while we could create protoforms that in looks take after particular individuals, it's not... usually done so.

[Ahem. That's all he's going to say about his and Starscream's involvement in... this... thing. It's a very cute drawing though, Kay.]

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[littlecrowgirl]

[Oh wow, that's a lot of information to take in. She'll try to follow along as best she can, taking notes whenever her hand worked fast enough.]

It sounds really complicated...

I mean...who made the first ones?

[video]

[docbot]

[ He is just. Staring at this screen in horror because what if senpai notices my secret crush now KAY WHAT IS YOUR UNDERSTANDING OF CYBERTRONIAN BIOLOGY and what the hell are those pairings and. ]

[ Have a small little croaking hiss of static. Because that's all he can make right now. ]

[Right over your shoulder]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

...

Seems legit.

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[scienderp]

Er... well while that is a very ah... creative way of describing it, we don't carry our young like a mammal would.

It's quite complicated, but if I were to simplify it, it is simply that a frame is built around a spark, which is generated from deep within Cybertron itself.

There isn't really DNA involved within it, unlike organic beings.

But you have lovely artwork.

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[littlecrowgirl]

But Soundwave carries his in his chest...

[She's seen that thing pop open...]

So...you have to create yourselves too?

[raceme]

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Ratchet and Wheeljack are really....?

[engrishdetective]

And their baby is an explosion.

I think this is rather poetic.

[video]

[invisiblepinkboat]

[Excuse her, she has to laugh. Elita's just... leaned up against a wall, the back-mounted hull-panels shivering, her laughter something like multitonal electronic music at first, before it calms down into something that's somewhat more similar to human-like laughter.

Give her a moment.]

We don't.... ahahah-- Kay, we don't have sex or gender like you organics do---

[She waves a hand in the air, still leaning against the wall, and if she didn't need to hold up her arm to give a somewhat clear view for the video, she'd be dragging her hand down her faceplates.]

And sparks are put in finished frames, so no one carries anything.

[There's still a note of that nearly musical laughter underlying her words.]

[video]

[littlecrowgirl]

[Well, someone's in a good mood. Even if she got it completely wrong, she's glad someone found it amusing at least!]

So..you're BUILT like robots.

By each other?

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[thxforthememories]

I-- what?

What are you--?

Why is my name --

[He can't even form a full sentence.]

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[littlecrowgirl]

Do you like it, Mr. Kagerou?

I didn't know what your friend looked like, so I used the Jammin' Ninja as a reference!

[There's a pause, and then



Boop! Image.]

[noparachutes]

That is not where hatchlings come from.

And I would recommend not matching Fracas up with anyone, he has other things to be working on at the moment.

[automobile_enthusiast]

And just what would those be, hm?

[He's been kind of wondering where that mook that ought to, by rights, be his has been...]

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[goldblooded]

What?



Purple and gold do not go together.

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[wakizashi_straight]

I cannot believe that I agree with you, but I do.

It does not even work like that anyway.

[trionicpolarity]

[He's enjoying your investigations.]

I look forward to reading more of your findings.

Would you like a binder to keep better track of them?

[Him and Vector...how novel.]

[vectorianpolarity]

[have a bemused brother]

Trion, you can make sense of this?

[he likes you and everything and the two of them can work well together but he's relatively certain that there's no ♥ invoved, whatever that symbol is]

[video]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[this is adorable okay]

... Your observations are all rather... interesting, as are your theories, but ah, reproduction is a lot more complicated than what you have surmised. Still... [gold star for cute effort]

[video]

[littlecrowgirl]

Oh...Darn, I thought I was onto something.

[Slight disappointment there.]

Did I get anything right?

[automobile_enthusiast]

My my. Don't you think, as a matchmaker, it's a little irresponsible to be making matches without understand all the fine details first~?

[littlecrowgirl]

[She gazes around, slightly confused.]

Well, you can still pair people up without thinking about babies, right?

[vandalization]

Mister Bunny...

[littlecrowgirl]

Yeah! He's white and has two really big bunny ears!

He's adorable...

[Video]

[aerospacecommander]

Starsong is a completely stupid name.

But also one Jetfire would come up with.

However, I'd never trust him with a Cybertronian baby -- he dissembles them.

[Video]

[angleofscience]

Starscream.

You know as well as I do those... things... drones... were not cybertronian in any way, shape or form. Probably from Earth.

[This expression. So unimpressed.]

... However, I'd say Starquake would be a better one, if you wanted a protoform.

[Only marginally softer expression, but the severity of his voice has gone bland.]

[audio]

[namesnotprowl]

Hatchlings don't work like that... And I, ah. I'm not looking. For something long-term in a relationship.

Or to have hatchlings... I'm trying to keep things light.

[audio]

[littlecrowgirl]

Hatchlings? So...you CAN have babies...

[Her voice softens.]

I-I'm sorry, Cade. It's just you're so cool...

[She fiddles with her hair nervously.]

That dancing shouldn't go to waste.

[video]

[glacius_passio]

[Leviathan can't help but laugh.]

That's an interesting little chart you have there, Kay. Aren't you overthinking this a little bit, though?

[video]

[littlecrowgirl]

You think I am...?

I don't know, Robots don't have organs like humans do. There has to be some way...

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[redshirtrobot]

I-I need a what?

[BSOD in progress. Standby...]

But... but most of the other mechs here are officers, or Autobots...

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[littlecrowgirl]

Well, for now...

But you deserve someone, Mr. Fracas.

[video]

[a_father_to_his_men]

[He is a bit late on this, considering he had a short BSOD moment, hopefully it will be forgiven.]

Um your.. the image of Starscream and Jetfire's offspring? It bares a remarkable likeness to the Starscream of my world.

[video]

[inferiordude]

Huh! It kinda does. Man, talk about weird!