[Video] This is all so crazy!

[littlecrowgirl]

 [Kay's been a very busy girl. Not only is she meeting all sorts of robot friends, but she's been doing analysis. That's right. This girl has been doing STUDIES of you metal beings. Whether or not that's a good thing (pfft, seriously?) has yet to be decided, but you're going to find out the fruits of her labor today. The feed clicks on to show her in her room putting up pieces of paper to a bulletin board she found in the junkpile. Thankfully it came with tacks!  She takes a step back to admire her work, allowing the link to get a full glimpse of what she's been up to.

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She notices that the Link is on after awhile, hurrying over to pick it up.]

Oh! Hi everyone! I'm actually glad you can see this! I was kind of thinking...ever since Teddie asked if Robots can score...Can robots make babies? I mean, you have to continue the robot race SOMEHOW, right?

I've even started investigating!  Mr. Edgeworth would be SO proud of me, because I've got a lot of evidence.  I'm doing that [swhing!] thing he does!  Okay, so like...do boy robots make the babies? They've got big chests unlike the girl ones, and Soundwave's even opens! Maybe that's where the babies come from.  So my theory is, the robot babies come out of the daddy's chest or stomach. It's the only explanation that fits!  

[Her hand moves from the first page to the second page, giving a wide grin.]

This is my relationship chart. I can kind of see robots pairing up here, so I've written them down! But there's a lot of empty ones...I want to help you all find your robot boyfriends! Robrofriends? Is that a good word?  Either way, Just talk to ol' Kay here. She knows. 

[And finally, her hand rests on that last page.]

These are just what I think some babies might look like! Pretty cool, huh? I think I remember somewhere that DNA is half and half of mom and dad, so I did that when making this. What do you guys think?

[Go on, admire her stupidity work.]

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[wakizashi_straight]

Then why was I on magazines when I was first built?

Someone will.

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[goldblooded]

It was probably out of pity.

I'm to good for that.

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[wakizashi_straight]

I doubt that. They took too many pictures for that.

I thought that once too.

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[goldblooded]

It was pity.

I'm not you.

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[wakizashi_straight]

You had not even been built at the time, had you? How could you know?

You are what I might have been if I had not lost to Rubicon. I am glad that match went as it did, now.

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[goldblooded]

I've seen you in the ring.

Yeah, made you washed up.

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[wakizashi_straight]

With a handler unaccustomed to my controls.

It made me less arrogant about my abilities.

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[littlecrowgirl]

Girls, girls!

You're both pretty.

[Audio]

[wakizashi_straight]

[...!]

Ah. You are very kind, Kay. Thank you.

[He still thinks that mohawk is ridiculous, though.]

[Audio]

[littlecrowgirl]

Anytime, Noisy Boy.

Is Midas being a dumb?

[Audio]

[wakizashi_straight]

Midas is simply being Midas, I suppose.

I do not think he sees merit in any bot he has previously fought.

[Audio]

[littlecrowgirl]

Ugh, he's one of THOSE types.

I'll have to talk to him.

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[wakizashi_straight]

I wish you luck in getting him to listen; I have not been able to yet.

He tends to inform me that I am washed up to counter my arguments.

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[littlecrowgirl]

What? You're not washed up at all, Noisy!

I'll knock some sense into him.

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[wakizashi_straight]

[Humans defending his honor is probably supposed to be stranger than he finds it. But Charlie had argued for him too.]

Thank you, Kay. It is kind of you to say that, too.

[Audio]

[littlecrowgirl]

Anytime, Noisy Boy.




And Purple and Gold look nice together. I think so.

[Audio]

[wakizashi_straight]

[aslkdfjslfj]

I believe it generally depends upon the shade of both, but it is flattering for you to say so.

[He assumes she means his purple and yellow paint. Because what else could she possibly mean, right?]

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[goldblooded]

I'm not a girl.

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[littlecrowgirl]

You're pouting like one.

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[goldblooded]

I can't pout, and if I could do you know how terrible that would look on me?

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[littlecrowgirl]

I'm just calling it as I sees it!

And what's this about Noisy Boy being 'washed up'?

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[goldblooded]

He is washed up. I punched his arm and head off.

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[littlecrowgirl]

If you keep up with the name calling I'll punch your paint off.

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[goldblooded]

You'd hurt your hand. I'm as solid as they come.

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[littlecrowgirl]

[There's a little smile, not that you can see, Midas.]

Awww, you DO care.