re_alignment | [Video] This is all so crazy!

[Kay's been a very busy girl. Not only is she meeting all sorts of robot friends, but she's been doing analysis. That's right. This girl has been doing STUDIES of you metal beings. Whether or not that's a good thing (pfft, seriously?) has yet to be decided, but you're going to find out the fruits of her labor today. The feed clicks on to show her in her room putting up pieces of paper to a bulletin board she found in the junkpile. Thankfully it came with tacks! She takes a step back to admire her work, allowing the link to get a full glimpse of what she's been up to.

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She notices that the Link is on after awhile, hurrying over to pick it up.]

Oh! Hi everyone! I'm actually glad you can see this! I was kind of thinking...ever since Teddie asked if Robots can score...Can robots make babies? I mean, you have to continue the robot race SOMEHOW, right?

I've even started investigating! Mr. Edgeworth would be SO proud of me, because I've got a lot of evidence. I'm doing that [swhing!] thing he does! Okay, so like...do boy robots make the babies? They've got big chests unlike the girl ones, and Soundwave's even opens! Maybe that's where the babies come from. So my theory is, the robot babies come out of the daddy's chest or stomach. It's the only explanation that fits!

[Her hand moves from the first page to the second page, giving a wide grin.]

This is my relationship chart. I can kind of see robots pairing up here, so I've written them down! But there's a lot of empty ones...I want to help you all find your robot boyfriends! Robrofriends? Is that a good word? Either way, Just talk to ol' Kay here. She knows.

[And finally, her hand rests on that last page.]

These are just what I think some babies might look like! Pretty cool, huh? I think I remember somewhere that DNA is half and half of mom and dad, so I did that when making this. What do you guys think?

[Go on, admire her ~~stupidity~~ work.]

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Well that's what I mean, mister! You don't have to be a genius on babies to matchmake~

[Ooh, touche! He laughs.] It's Knock Out. And normally I'd agree, but you, my dear, seemed to be matchmaking for babies. Now don't you think that's a little presumptuous?

Oh! You're Knock Out! I've heard a lot about you.

[And she can see why~]

Wow, you've got really pretty eyes...

[Oh wait, back on topic.]

I guess you're right on that part, though. Guilty as charged~!

[He blinks those pretty eyes, obviously a bit taken aback by being recognized-- but pleased, too. Very pleased.]

Mm, have you now? And just who's been gossiping about me this time?

Presumptuousness aside, I have to say that I found your depiction of Ratchet and Wheeljak's potential offspring to be delightful.

Oh gosh, a lot of people. Mainly the other medics.

I think your friend said something about you too. Brokedown?

...Oh. [Great. Probably not the most flattering things, then.]

Oh. Breakdown. Yes, I should think he would have.

Yeah, it was mostly him. The other's just talked about how many robot medics we have here, but no human ones.

[She tilts her head.]

Are you sure you're a doctor?

[Knock Out growls. Squishy, you're picking at his insecurities-- stop that.]

Yes, I'm sure.

S-Sorry!

[She leans back slightly...even if it's a video.]

It's just the others are older...or nurses.

[...That actually does a bit to mollify him.]

Hmn. And what makes you qualified to judge how old we are, hm?

Well...I mean, I just...go by voices and appearances. It's not always accurate, but it's...dependable?

You don't have lines around your eyes like Mr. Edgeworth does. And he's old.

[HE'S ONLY 27...]

...My face is made of metal. The only way I'd have lines around my eyes is if I carved them there.

So you guys don't wrinkle?

Lucky...

Oh, we wrinkle. We also crumple, dent, and ding.

It's a trauma thing, not an aging thing.

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Don't forget scratches!

[He shudders.] How could I?

Not that you have to worry! You look per-reettyy sleek!

[That's mostly because the transmission is only showing him from the neck up-- and even then he's got to wonder what she means. To his critical eyes, he needs at least a fresh coat of paint and a polish, if not another buffing first. At least the worst of the damage to his face has been dealt with...]

Ah-ah-ah. That only means I have to worry more. A finish this fine doesn't maintain itself, you know.

Ooooh yeah. I bet you go to a lot of car washes.

[She'd definitely be tooting a different horn if she saw your body, KO. But for right now, pretty face~]

Just as often as I can~.

Hey, since you're here and we're talking about car washes, I have to ask...

Does it feel weird?

What, a car wash?

Well yeah! I mean...is it like a shower? Or...is it annoying cause people are watching?

Well I don't know about you, but I like for my form to be appreciated~. And how else but by people looking at it?

Besides, it's not like we have anything quite like the nudity taboo that seems to plague you humans.

I guess that's true...if you've got it, flaunt it!

...

Can you guys even get naked?

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