re_alignment | [Video] This is all so crazy!

[Kay's been a very busy girl. Not only is she meeting all sorts of robot friends, but she's been doing analysis. That's right. This girl has been doing STUDIES of you metal beings. Whether or not that's a good thing (pfft, seriously?) has yet to be decided, but you're going to find out the fruits of her labor today. The feed clicks on to show her in her room putting up pieces of paper to a bulletin board she found in the junkpile. Thankfully it came with tacks! She takes a step back to admire her work, allowing the link to get a full glimpse of what she's been up to.

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She notices that the Link is on after awhile, hurrying over to pick it up.]

Oh! Hi everyone! I'm actually glad you can see this! I was kind of thinking...ever since Teddie asked if Robots can score...Can robots make babies? I mean, you have to continue the robot race SOMEHOW, right?

I've even started investigating! Mr. Edgeworth would be SO proud of me, because I've got a lot of evidence. I'm doing that [swhing!] thing he does! Okay, so like...do boy robots make the babies? They've got big chests unlike the girl ones, and Soundwave's even opens! Maybe that's where the babies come from. So my theory is, the robot babies come out of the daddy's chest or stomach. It's the only explanation that fits!

[Her hand moves from the first page to the second page, giving a wide grin.]

This is my relationship chart. I can kind of see robots pairing up here, so I've written them down! But there's a lot of empty ones...I want to help you all find your robot boyfriends! Robrofriends? Is that a good word? Either way, Just talk to ol' Kay here. She knows.

[And finally, her hand rests on that last page.]

These are just what I think some babies might look like! Pretty cool, huh? I think I remember somewhere that DNA is half and half of mom and dad, so I did that when making this. What do you guys think?

[Go on, admire her ~~stupidity~~ work.]

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Nights out on the town... you mean like patrol routes?

I spend time with people I love all the time, most days I do, does that mean they are my boyfriends?

Well it's a little different with a boyfriend. Or girlfriend. It's like...someone you REALLY like. Like you think they're pretty.

Huh...

I don't know if I would call many of them pretty. Power Joe really isn't, Dumpson is nice but not pretty. Um... Duke is sort of pretty, I guess.

Then they're probably just boy friends of yours. Not a boyfriend. A boyfriend is someone REALLY special.

But... they are really special too. I mean, the Build Team is.... I don't know I kind of feel like they are closer than any of the others, to me, and if we didn't all work really well together we couldn't make Super Build Tiger.

[And now Drill Boy has confused himself about this.]

Well, that sounds more like a family.

That's different than a boyfriend.

Oh? Is that what it's like to have a family then?

[He knows that he feels these things, he just doesn't know what they mean all the time.]

Huh, is a boyfriend important to have?

Boyfriends aren't too important. I don't have one.

...

But family is always important.

Okay, that's good, cause I don't have one either, and I wouldn't want to be missing out on something important.

It seems like it, I know Boss' sisters are very important to him.

Your Boss's sisters are his family. They're people you're extremely close to. People you would do anything for!

Yeah, that sounds like how I feel about Boss and the other Brave Police, especially the Build Team.

That sounds like a good family to me!

Thanks, I think they are.