re_alignment | [Video] This is all so crazy!

[Kay's been a very busy girl. Not only is she meeting all sorts of robot friends, but she's been doing analysis. That's right. This girl has been doing STUDIES of you metal beings. Whether or not that's a good thing (pfft, seriously?) has yet to be decided, but you're going to find out the fruits of her labor today. The feed clicks on to show her in her room putting up pieces of paper to a bulletin board she found in the junkpile. Thankfully it came with tacks! She takes a step back to admire her work, allowing the link to get a full glimpse of what she's been up to.

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She notices that the Link is on after awhile, hurrying over to pick it up.]

Oh! Hi everyone! I'm actually glad you can see this! I was kind of thinking...ever since Teddie asked if Robots can score...Can robots make babies? I mean, you have to continue the robot race SOMEHOW, right?

I've even started investigating! Mr. Edgeworth would be SO proud of me, because I've got a lot of evidence. I'm doing that [swhing!] thing he does! Okay, so like...do boy robots make the babies? They've got big chests unlike the girl ones, and Soundwave's even opens! Maybe that's where the babies come from. So my theory is, the robot babies come out of the daddy's chest or stomach. It's the only explanation that fits!

[Her hand moves from the first page to the second page, giving a wide grin.]

This is my relationship chart. I can kind of see robots pairing up here, so I've written them down! But there's a lot of empty ones...I want to help you all find your robot boyfriends! Robrofriends? Is that a good word? Either way, Just talk to ol' Kay here. She knows.

[And finally, her hand rests on that last page.]

These are just what I think some babies might look like! Pretty cool, huh? I think I remember somewhere that DNA is half and half of mom and dad, so I did that when making this. What do you guys think?

[Go on, admire her ~~stupidity~~ work.]

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[... Oh, yes, that quadrant did have lakes, didn't it?]

I'll see you tomorrow, then - though. Can you swim? If you can, I can always take you out on the larger ones if you want.

You bet I can! I've already swam in them once...

Unintentionally...

[A beat.]

Wait, you can?

[She chuckles and nods, though Kay does get a cocked stare at the mention of "unintentionally".]

My altmode isn't very useful on land, and I can't fly, so yes. It's a watercraft.

[And she can go quite fast.]

[Her face turns into complete shock.

You...]

You're a boat.

[Look at that face split with a smile.]

You're a boat...

[She's not sure why this is, apparently, so utterly amazing, but the reaction is sort of gratifying, and Elita nods, a chuckle slipping out.]

Yes, though it's rather inconvenient at the moment, since Cybertron doesn't... and never have had, really, a lot of large area with enough liquid to carry vehicles.

[Helmtilt.]

I know it's not a very usual altmode, but... why so surprised?

[Mildly put.]

Well, I see cars and planes all the time here.

You're different!

[i.e. you're special.]

Those are the most usual altmodes, yes, and I'd keep this one if it was feasible, but I'm going to have to change at some point to get around more easily and faster.

[It just wouldn't be responsible or, potentially, safe to do anything else, however "unique" it made her to be a boat.]

Well, we can at least use it for tomorrow! It'd be super fun to go out on the lake.

The only kind of boat I've ever been in was a rowboat!

A... rowboat?

[Yeah, those are totally widened optics and even something that's nearing offended. Poor Kay. That's just a tragedy.]

I hope you like speed, Kay.

[She grins, collected from her earlier little incredulity.]

[A grin spreads across her face, eyes glittering deviously.]

Speed?

I am speed.

[No, you're Kay.]

[You'll certainly love the trip tomorrow, then, Kay, though Alpha Trion may be a bit upset over the noise.]

Then all you need to do is hold on and sit down tomorrow.

[Elita laughs, grinning. She knew she wouldn't be able to go full speed; humans weren't built for that, and she didn't have any sort of cover Kay could hide underneath which would otherwise provide protection, but that didn't mean they couldn't go as fast as was possible.]

Oh gosh, I can't wait!

Thank you...!

[She's so excited now, writing down the event on a page and putting it on the wall.

There's even a stick figure of her and a pink boat. Cute.]

[And it is cute, Elita can't help but laugh and be somewhat charmed by tge enthusiasm.]

No problem at all, I'll also get the chance to enjoy using my alt for a bit before I have to exchange it. Tomorrow, then.

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