[Video] This is all so crazy!

[littlecrowgirl]

 [Kay's been a very busy girl. Not only is she meeting all sorts of robot friends, but she's been doing analysis. That's right. This girl has been doing STUDIES of you metal beings. Whether or not that's a good thing (pfft, seriously?) has yet to be decided, but you're going to find out the fruits of her labor today. The feed clicks on to show her in her room putting up pieces of paper to a bulletin board she found in the junkpile. Thankfully it came with tacks!  She takes a step back to admire her work, allowing the link to get a full glimpse of what she's been up to.

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She notices that the Link is on after awhile, hurrying over to pick it up.]

Oh! Hi everyone! I'm actually glad you can see this! I was kind of thinking...ever since Teddie asked if Robots can score...Can robots make babies? I mean, you have to continue the robot race SOMEHOW, right?

I've even started investigating!  Mr. Edgeworth would be SO proud of me, because I've got a lot of evidence.  I'm doing that [swhing!] thing he does!  Okay, so like...do boy robots make the babies? They've got big chests unlike the girl ones, and Soundwave's even opens! Maybe that's where the babies come from.  So my theory is, the robot babies come out of the daddy's chest or stomach. It's the only explanation that fits!  

[Her hand moves from the first page to the second page, giving a wide grin.]

This is my relationship chart. I can kind of see robots pairing up here, so I've written them down! But there's a lot of empty ones...I want to help you all find your robot boyfriends! Robrofriends? Is that a good word?  Either way, Just talk to ol' Kay here. She knows. 

[And finally, her hand rests on that last page.]

These are just what I think some babies might look like! Pretty cool, huh? I think I remember somewhere that DNA is half and half of mom and dad, so I did that when making this. What do you guys think?

[Go on, admire her stupidity work.]

Comments

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[raceme]

ohofcourseyouareanursethatswhyyousawsomany...you didn't touch those at least. [RIGHT?]

[lifepersists]

I may have touched... a few.

[raceme]

Ah...uhm.... congrats? You seems to have nice hands.

[lifepersists]

...Thanks? [ For doing his job? gjfdkjhkdf oh Blurr. ]

They're nothing special...

[raceme]

Eh...welcome.[It's Blurr, sometimes he just doesn't make sense.]

They're big. [He likes big hands.]

[lifepersists]

They're proportionate to my frame... [ Are they really that big? He's looking at them now. DOES HE HAVE YAOI HANDS??? ]

[raceme]

Itsaniceframetoo. [MAYBE A BIT. Those are close to your helm's size, yo.]

[lifepersists]

I-- [ Well that's unexpected. He looks up. ] Thank you? It's a bit... boxy.

[raceme]

But everyone in _{your world} looks body RIGHT?

[lifepersists]

Not everyone! Have you seen Drift? He's quite curvy. Even Pharma has some nice streamlined shapes. He should, he's a jet.

[raceme]

In that case I'm sure Knock Out would be more than happy to give you an upgrade IF you wanted. I like the way you look though.

[lifepersists]

Ahh... Not sure if I want an upgrade from Knock Out. [ He remembers the claws Pharma got. ]

You... do?

[raceme]

It's because he's a Decepticon? He's not so bad.

Yes.

[lifepersists]

...No! It's not that. Just, you know... Differences in our dimensions. He gave Pharma claws. They're... very nice. But I don't... really want claws.

W-Why?

[raceme]

I don't thin he would give you CLAWS unless you asked.

WHAT sort of question is that? Ijustdo.