[video. cut to text] heeeeeeeyyyy sexy lady?

[sword_redemption]

[There's a flash on the Link that looks like this. Except, there's also a falling flurry of pink between you and the image.]

*Are!!* [The voice is sweet and girlish and very startled, almost scared.]

[A frantic fumbling. Hey it's hard to walk in these boots, okay? He's working on it.. Then the video feed cuts. For a long moment, nothing. Then, a text.]

everything's fine! have a great day! ^____^

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[Text]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Oh for the love of--Why would you even allow a flash to occur? Do you know what you just unleashed?!]

NO WAIT COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Voice]

[vandalization]

WAIT NO YOU LOOK NORMAL! Fuck!

[Text] oh god teddie ilu

[sword_redemption]

[A long pause. And a lot of inward and not very ladylike swearing thankfully off the Link.]

teddie. <^_^; how are you doing?

[TEXT ]

[sword_redemption]

i do not think this is normal (T_T)

[Text] ;D

[kingofthetvworld]

[This adorable girl somehow knows his names. Truly this is destiny.]

i'm a-okay now (♥ó㉨ò)ﾉ♡ you know me so who are you~

[TEXT ]

[vandalization]

Wait... who are you?

[Text]

[sword_redemption]

[Destiny or Drift's luck.]

that is not important. (^^;;; i just slipped while walking that's all.

[He is trying to play that fine line of not lying but not admitting the HORRIFYING truth.]

[TEXT/locked, unlocked, locked again ]

[sword_redemption]

[The feed flickers locked, off, and on again. These fingernails take some getting used to!]

vandal its me. drift. V_V

[Text]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Horrifying or AMAZING?!

...Yeah it's pretty horrifying. Not that bears agree, though.]

aww that's no good. you know if you ever need a helping paw i'd gladly assist you walk around~

[video]

[raceme]

Oh what do we have here...

[text]

[sword_redemption]

[NO GO AWAY DON'T LOOK AT ME I'M HORRRRRRIBLE]

i dont need any help thank you for offering (^^;; youre very kind arigato gozaimasu

[Text]

[sword_redemption]

[All Drift can think of is Teddie's obsession with 'scoring'.]

you are very kind but i'm sure you have more important things to do. ^^

[hammer_bro]

You lost little girl? [He sounds pretty menacing. Guess who's still unhappy about humans pulling him apart?]

[TEXT/locked]

[vandalization]

...










I've finally lost it, haven't I?

let's break tradition and go with[ voice]!

[sword_redemption]

[High, sweet, girlish voice.]

Don't even think of trying anything, Decepticon!

[...that didn't sound anywhere near as imposing as he'd wanted. Frag.]

[video/SUPER locked]

[sword_redemption]

[He flicks it to video. It's Vandal, she might as well know the worst.]


[So here's the video, swirling with pink petals.]
Vandal. Karrie. It is me.

[He pauses, shaking petals off his face. Her face. THE face.]

I don't know what happened.

[Text]

[kingofthetvworld]

[What a coincidence, that's all Teddie can think of right now, too.]

trust me i don't, i'm really bored around here

[video/SUPER locked]

[vandalization]

[Excuse her, she has to take her helmet off to just. Stare at you. It's kind of halfway between trying to decide if she's super crazy or trying not to laugh.]

Yeah uh. Fuck. Wow.

You sure do... have a situation going on here in this general... area. [She kind of just gestured to all of him.]

Look I'm pretty sure this place is teaming with fucking monsters. Everyone... uh.

[She's so shocked she forgot how freaked out she is.]

We should. Get somewhere. S... safe. Some shit is. Clearly going down.

Uh.








I like your. H... hat.

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffff...

[Oops and mine was video]

[hammer_bro]

Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it?

[ voice]

[sword_redemption]

[Probably slap you with the fans he's found in his sword sheaths? But it would be humiliating for you, at any rate. Maybe.]

I will end you.

Stay away from Vandal, too.

[video/SUPER locked]

[sword_redemption]

Look. You can't tell anyone. Ever. At all. About this.

[Because clearly this is horrible, with the way she's gaping at him. He splays a hand over the top of his...really unarmored chest.]

I can take care of myself. I have weapons.

[Not so much weapons as a tiny shred of pride.]

_{this hat is stupid looking}

[Text]

[sword_redemption]

[Gggggggghhhhh, Drift does not want to know that!!]

[He shall try evasion.]

but i am sure such a smart and, uh, handsome bear like you would never be bored ;;^_^

[video/SUPER locked]

[vandalization]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look. Drift. There are monsters, everywhere. And I can't tell if it's just in my head, but I don't care if you have weapons. You're not made for a human body.

...And that outfit is not something you should be running or fighting in.

I won't. Tell anyone.

But you need someone taking care of you. Do you even know how to be a human? I think not. Where are you?

[Text]

[kingofthetvworld]

that's just it. i'm so smart my brain isn't being stimu lated enough. we can go do stuff together it'll be fun (^(工)^)

[Drift, you clearly have no idea what a determined bear Teddie is.]

[video/SUPER locked]

[sword_redemption]

[He's currently more afraid of Teddie than any monsters. But, point taken.]

...I know. [Frag, does he know. He can't even manage these shoes. WTH kitten heels?]

How do you even...move in these things? [He forlornly fluffs the petticoats.]

I don't need to be 'taken care of'. [Really. Ouch.] I just. Need.

_{I don't even know}