[video. cut to text] heeeeeeeyyyy sexy lady?

[sword_redemption]

[There's a flash on the Link that looks like this. Except, there's also a falling flurry of pink between you and the image.]

*Are!!* [The voice is sweet and girlish and very startled, almost scared.]

[A frantic fumbling. Hey it's hard to walk in these boots, okay? He's working on it.. Then the video feed cuts. For a long moment, nothing. Then, a text.]

everything's fine! have a great day! ^____^

Comments

[Text]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Oh for the love of--Why would you even allow a flash to occur? Do you know what you just unleashed?!]

NO WAIT COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Text] oh god teddie ilu

[sword_redemption]

[A long pause. And a lot of inward and not very ladylike swearing thankfully off the Link.]

teddie. <^_^; how are you doing?

[Text] ;D

[kingofthetvworld]

[This adorable girl somehow knows his names. Truly this is destiny.]

i'm a-okay now (♥ó㉨ò)ﾉ♡ you know me so who are you~

[Voice]

[vandalization]

WAIT NO YOU LOOK NORMAL! Fuck!

[TEXT ]

[sword_redemption]

i do not think this is normal (T_T)

[TEXT ]

[vandalization]

Wait... who are you?

[video]

[raceme]

Oh what do we have here...

[text]

[sword_redemption]

[NO GO AWAY DON'T LOOK AT ME I'M HORRRRRRIBLE]

i dont need any help thank you for offering (^^;; youre very kind arigato gozaimasu

[permavideo] I'm sorry he sounds like such a creeper

[raceme]

[NOPE, not leaving]

I wasn't offering missy. Why are you posting with Drift frequency? Did he got himself nearly killed again?

[hammer_bro]

You lost little girl? [He sounds pretty menacing. Guess who's still unhappy about humans pulling him apart?]

let's break tradition and go with[ voice]!

[sword_redemption]

[High, sweet, girlish voice.]

Don't even think of trying anything, Decepticon!

[...that didn't sound anywhere near as imposing as he'd wanted. Frag.]

[Oops and mine was video]

[hammer_bro]

Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it?

[Text]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[...Ooookay. Never seen you before.]

:)

[Well, he tried.]

[Text]

[sword_redemption]

[Oh frag this is embarrassing. You have no idea.]

konnichiwa...? ^__^

[Text]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Just wait till he finds out.]

no thanks im good

[What is japonese]

AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

Uwat? Is evelything to being okay?

voice why not

[sword_redemption]

It depends how you define okay.

voice

[engrishdetective]

Notto hulto?

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Ooohh. New human?

[text] that is the smirkiest icon ever. of all time.

[sword_redemption]

[Play it cool, Drift. No one knows it's you. Right? They're all totally convinced by your cleverness. Clearly.]

you might say that! (;^_^

[video] I love the picture it's from

[aerospacecommander]

And what is your name?

[Voice]

[docbot]

Ah... Are you a new arrival? Are you sure your health is fine?

[Completely didn't clue in that this is Drift.]

[voice]

[sword_redemption]

[A high sweet girlish voice.]

Oh [A laugh, maaaaaybe a little forced.] I am fine. I just stumbled, that's all.

Audio

[winged_knight]

[Someone's clueless...which might even be for the best?]

Young lady...are you alright?

text

[sword_redemption]

[Frag frag frag frag frag. He knows that voice. Just the other day, that voice was purring in his audio, warm words about oil and flightpanels.]

i am fine *origato gozaimasu* ^_^

[That's convincing, yes? ]