[video. cut to text] heeeeeeeyyyy sexy lady?

[sword_redemption]

[There's a flash on the Link that looks like this. Except, there's also a falling flurry of pink between you and the image.]

*Are!!* [The voice is sweet and girlish and very startled, almost scared.]

[A frantic fumbling. Hey it's hard to walk in these boots, okay? He's working on it.. Then the video feed cuts. For a long moment, nothing. Then, a text.]

everything's fine! have a great day! ^____^

Comments

[Text]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Oh for the love of--Why would you even allow a flash to occur? Do you know what you just unleashed?!]

NO WAIT COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Voice]

[vandalization]

WAIT NO YOU LOOK NORMAL! Fuck!

[video]

[raceme]

Oh what do we have here...

[hammer_bro]

You lost little girl? [He sounds pretty menacing. Guess who's still unhappy about humans pulling him apart?]

[Text]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[...Ooookay. Never seen you before.]

:)

[Well, he tried.]

AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

Uwat? Is evelything to being okay?

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Ooohh. New human?

[Voice]

[docbot]

Ah... Are you a new arrival? Are you sure your health is fine?

[Completely didn't clue in that this is Drift.]

Audio

[winged_knight]

[Someone's clueless...which might even be for the best?]

Young lady...are you alright?