rstlsslegsyndrm: by lylith_st (FACEPALM X9001)
Ambulon (all the good names are taken okay) ([personal profile] rstlsslegsyndrm) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-09-10 04:31 pm

[Video] [Originating from Nexic Temple]

[You're thinking you're watching one of those groovy car adverts, because damn, that is one gorgeous beaut. She's what you'd call an "Audi R8" on Earth; she's sleek, compact. Her paint job - which is a mix of hot red and stunning yellow - shimmers and glows with a fresh coat of wax. She's untouched, she's unblemished, and for some reason, she's a girl, you guess. You would now expect to find a voluptuous model like, say, maybe Megan Fox or Rosie Huntington-Whiteley appearing spread elegant but sexy on the hood in a bathing suit.

But, that's not what you're going to get. Instead, suddenly the recording device is abruptly knocked from wherever it was perched and on the ground. Well, not really; it seems to have been caught wedged between the car and the wall. And you're getting a tilted image of Ambulon looking utterly unimpressed. His lower half, however, appears to be... under the car?]

I'd really... You know, I'd really appreciate some answers, but I know right now, that's not my top priority. [He's really controlling his rage here] And I was hoping to use audio, but it... Nevermind. [Ambulon shakes his head.] I can't tell you the details - mostly because I don't even know what they are - but for some reason, I was abruptly woken from recharge to find a-- [He pauses and grunts, shifting uncomfortably with a strained growl] -- a... car on top of me. This place is small and cramped as is, and I'm surprised it managed to fit in here, but... Look.

[Ambulon takes a Very Deep Breath.]

I don't know what exactly is going on. What happened. And who did this. Right now it... does not matter. [He throws his hands apart for emphasis] My current dilemma... I can't seem to move the vehicle; not in this position. I can't reach inside, to possibly try starting the engine, though I'm not sure it'd be much help. There's no fuel, for one. But I did find [Ambulon holds up a small white book] this. Driver's manual or whatever. Except I can't read it; they're symbols I don't recognize. [So he just throws the manual in all Japanese aside and gives another furious snarl.] But mostly the problem is I'm pinned under a car and the back wheel is crushing my leg.

[His leg. Of all things.]

So, as I'm sure it's been made painfully obvious, I could use a little [something groans - metal - and then pop and Ambulon curses] help thanks.
hammer_bro: (Hah hah hah yeah)

[Video]

[personal profile] hammer_bro 2012-09-10 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Snicker] I don't think you should really stop in the middle of transforming like that. I've heard you can pull something.
organ_pharming: (Default)

[Video]

[personal profile] organ_pharming 2012-09-10 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
...
kingofthetvworld: (🐻 || Bear - wtf is this)

[Video]

[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2012-09-10 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[None of this really made any sense to him until the manual was thrown by.]

Wha? You really can't read that?
whirlybird_of_prey: (Default)

[video]

[personal profile] whirlybird_of_prey 2012-09-10 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[...the frag? SOMEONE NEEDS HELP? Yeah, Whirl doesn't care. Sorry.]

[No wait. He does care. Gnnnnrgh. No! Stop caring! This is stupid! You don't want to help anyone.]

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhwhere are you?

[This is the least heroic intro ever. He sounds vaguely constipated. Is that even possible? ]
kingofthetvworld: (🐻  || Bear - Smile!)

[Video]

[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2012-09-10 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
You never know that! Maybe it has some kinda secret password in there that'll get it off.

[That's some pretty hopeful thinking there...]

Cars are weird like that.
whirlybird_of_prey: (copter)

[video--action?]

[personal profile] whirlybird_of_prey 2012-09-10 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Stop moving, you idiot.

[HEROIC words. Right. He needs to work on that. ]

I mean, on my way.

...citizen(?). [Why the frag did he feel compelled to say that?]
kingofthetvworld: (🐻  || Bear - Stare)

[Video]

[personal profile] kingofthetvworld 2012-09-10 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
...Actually I've never been in a car before, I'm just guessing.

But if there IS something in that book that can help you, I can read it.
whirlybird_of_prey: (copter)

[action ]

[personal profile] whirlybird_of_prey 2012-09-10 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You want a prize? I had a fraggin' pipe through my guts for three hours!! And shot in the aft! And tentacles! [Wussbot.]

[The velos spin up and for better or worse he's on his way.]

Just hang in there. [His voice changes, deeper, slightly less obnoxious.]

[You may hear him arrive, as he's playing 'Eye of the Tiger' from his onboard sound system.]
hammer_bro: (Orly)

Re: [Video]

[personal profile] hammer_bro 2012-09-11 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Didja check if its someone you know?
organ_pharming: (are you freaking kidding me?)

Re: [Video]

[personal profile] organ_pharming 2012-09-11 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Have I ever told you how embarrassing you are?
hammer_bro: (smirking)

Re: [Video]

[personal profile] hammer_bro 2012-09-11 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
You could be? Just checkin'.

Must be an unlucky day to be an autobot around here.
organ_pharming: (energon smile)

Re: [Video]

[personal profile] organ_pharming 2012-09-11 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Just making sure.

Get yourself removed from that vehicle and I'll take a look at your wounds.
hammer_bro: (need a hand?)

Re: [Video]

[personal profile] hammer_bro 2012-09-11 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
See, this is why I never park indoors.

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