[Video] [Originating from Nexic Temple]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[You're thinking you're watching one of those groovy car adverts, because damn, that is one gorgeous beaut. She's what you'd call an "Audi R8" on Earth; she's sleek, compact. Her paint job - which is a mix of hot red and stunning yellow - shimmers and glows with a fresh coat of wax. She's untouched, she's unblemished, and for some reason, she's a girl, you guess. You would now expect to find a voluptuous model like, say, maybe Megan Fox or Rosie Huntington-Whiteley appearing spread elegant but sexy on the hood in a bathing suit.

But, that's not what you're going to get. Instead, suddenly the recording device is abruptly knocked from wherever it was perched and on the ground. Well, not really; it seems to have been caught wedged between the car and the wall. And you're getting a tilted image of Ambulon looking utterly unimpressed. His lower half, however, appears to be... under the car?]

I'd really... You know, I'd really appreciate some answers, but I know right now, that's not my top priority. [He's really controlling his rage here] And I was hoping to use audio, but it... Nevermind. [Ambulon shakes his head.] I can't tell you the details - mostly because I don't even know what they are - but for some reason, I was abruptly woken from recharge to find a-- [He pauses and grunts, shifting uncomfortably with a strained growl] -- a... car on top of me. This place is small and cramped as is, and I'm surprised it managed to fit in here, but... Look.

[Ambulon takes a Very Deep Breath.]

I don't know what exactly is going on. What happened. And who did this. Right now it... does not matter. [He throws his hands apart for emphasis] My current dilemma... I can't seem to move the vehicle; not in this position. I can't reach inside, to possibly try starting the engine, though I'm not sure it'd be much help. There's no fuel, for one. But I did find [Ambulon holds up a small white book] this. Driver's manual or whatever. Except I can't read it; they're symbols I don't recognize. [So he just throws the manual in all Japanese aside and gives another furious snarl.] But mostly the problem is I'm pinned under a car and the back wheel is crushing my leg.

[His leg. Of all things.]

So, as I'm sure it's been made painfully obvious, I could use a little [something groans - metal - and then pop and Ambulon curses] help thanks.

Comments

[Video]

[hammer_bro]

[Snicker] I don't think you should really stop in the middle of transforming like that. I've heard you can pull something.

[Video]

[organ_pharming]

...

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[None of this really made any sense to him until the manual was thrown by.]

Wha? You really can't read that?

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[...the frag? SOMEONE NEEDS HELP? Yeah, Whirl doesn't care. Sorry.]

[No wait. He does care. Gnnnnrgh. No! Stop caring! This is stupid! You don't want to help anyone.]

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhwhere are you?

[This is the least heroic intro ever. He sounds vaguely constipated. Is that even possible? ]

[Action?] 1/2

[raceme]

[Blurr saw the post and really it was too precious to not go there and see it in person. The car is really shinny indeed, and every time Blurr gets hit by one of the reflections or he moves to a more shadowed place his personality takes a 180º turn. Enjoy your bipolar autobot friend, Ambulon.]

Ambulon, really, I'm glad you found a girlfriend but you should have know that some both change to their alt mode when they get over excited..."

[docbot]

Ambulon!

[Sorry, he's been busy with his husband teammate, trying to figure out how to get him to fly.]

I'm hoping you've gotten assistance by now, but if you haven't, I can be there in a klick.

[Because damn, that is not a healthy sound.]

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

I don't even want to know what you were trying to do to that car.

[Video] LOL I'm sorry? =D;;;

[notyourblueangel]

[Have a Seeker.]

[Have a Seeker laughing his aft off.]

[He doesn't actually realize his end is active. But that's okay - he kinda doesn't care. Because PIT this is funny!]

[Video]

[invisiblepinkboat]

... Ambulon? I hope you're all right.

[She frowns, looking down at the screen and away from whatever she'd been looking at.]

Still need help?