[Video] [Originating from Nexic Temple]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[You're thinking you're watching one of those groovy car adverts, because damn, that is one gorgeous beaut. She's what you'd call an "Audi R8" on Earth; she's sleek, compact. Her paint job - which is a mix of hot red and stunning yellow - shimmers and glows with a fresh coat of wax. She's untouched, she's unblemished, and for some reason, she's a girl, you guess. You would now expect to find a voluptuous model like, say, maybe Megan Fox or Rosie Huntington-Whiteley appearing spread elegant but sexy on the hood in a bathing suit.

But, that's not what you're going to get. Instead, suddenly the recording device is abruptly knocked from wherever it was perched and on the ground. Well, not really; it seems to have been caught wedged between the car and the wall. And you're getting a tilted image of Ambulon looking utterly unimpressed. His lower half, however, appears to be... under the car?]

I'd really... You know, I'd really appreciate some answers, but I know right now, that's not my top priority. [He's really controlling his rage here] And I was hoping to use audio, but it... Nevermind. [Ambulon shakes his head.] I can't tell you the details - mostly because I don't even know what they are - but for some reason, I was abruptly woken from recharge to find a-- [He pauses and grunts, shifting uncomfortably with a strained growl] -- a... car on top of me. This place is small and cramped as is, and I'm surprised it managed to fit in here, but... Look.

[Ambulon takes a Very Deep Breath.]

I don't know what exactly is going on. What happened. And who did this. Right now it... does not matter. [He throws his hands apart for emphasis] My current dilemma... I can't seem to move the vehicle; not in this position. I can't reach inside, to possibly try starting the engine, though I'm not sure it'd be much help. There's no fuel, for one. But I did find [Ambulon holds up a small white book] this. Driver's manual or whatever. Except I can't read it; they're symbols I don't recognize. [So he just throws the manual in all Japanese aside and gives another furious snarl.] But mostly the problem is I'm pinned under a car and the back wheel is crushing my leg.

[His leg. Of all things.]

So, as I'm sure it's been made painfully obvious, I could use a little [something groans - metal - and then pop and Ambulon curses] help thanks.

Comments

[Video]

[hammer_bro]

[Snicker] I don't think you should really stop in the middle of transforming like that. I've heard you can pull something.

[Video]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Transforming has nothing to do with a giant car crushing my leg!

Re: [Video]

[hammer_bro]

Didja check if its someone you know?

[Video]

[organ_pharming]

...

[Video]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

WHAT!?

Re: [Video]

[organ_pharming]

Have I ever told you how embarrassing you are?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[None of this really made any sense to him until the manual was thrown by.]

Wha? You really can't read that?

[Video]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

No, I cannot. Or maybe I can. But it doesn't matter because it isn't going to get this thing off my leg. [HUFF]

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

You never know that! Maybe it has some kinda secret password in there that'll get it off.

[That's some pretty hopeful thinking there...]

Cars are weird like that.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[...the frag? SOMEONE NEEDS HELP? Yeah, Whirl doesn't care. Sorry.]

[No wait. He does care. Gnnnnrgh. No! Stop caring! This is stupid! You don't want to help anyone.]

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhwhere are you?

[This is the least heroic intro ever. He sounds vaguely constipated. Is that even possible? ]

[video]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[Ambulon is so frustrated and embarrassed, he doesn't even care if you're talking in tongues.]

Whirl! Ah, thank you! I'm - well - Nexus Temple. I can give you - give you directions, just-- Give me klik-- [He takes a moment to try shifting the weight, just a little, only for a loud CRUNCH] OKAY WHIRL NO I NEED YOU TO ET HERE LIKE RIGHT NOW HERE ARE MY COORDINATES [and he sends them your way with much strain]

[video--action?]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Stop moving, you idiot.

[HEROIC words. Right. He needs to work on that. ]

I mean, on my way.

...citizen(?). [Why the frag did he feel compelled to say that?]

[Action?] 1/2

[raceme]

[Blurr saw the post and really it was too precious to not go there and see it in person. The car is really shinny indeed, and every time Blurr gets hit by one of the reflections or he moves to a more shadowed place his personality takes a 180º turn. Enjoy your bipolar autobot friend, Ambulon.]

Ambulon, really, I'm glad you found a girlfriend but you should have know that some both change to their alt mode when they get over excited..."

[Action] 2/2

[raceme]

[Blurr gets closer to the car and he blinks, feeling weird.] Ah...! Are YOU alright sir?

[action]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[Ambulon is just all sorts of confused today.]

Blurr? [He arches a brow] Are you... [Nah. No need. He shakes his head] I'm all right. I mean, no, I'm not all right, but... [sigh] Don't worry. I have someone coming over to take care of my... [snort] "girlfriend".

[docbot]

Ambulon!

[Sorry, he's been busy with his husband teammate, trying to figure out how to get him to fly.]

I'm hoping you've gotten assistance by now, but if you haven't, I can be there in a klick.

[Because damn, that is not a healthy sound.]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

I'm fine, I'm fine [pop] yeah yeah I'm fine. [pause] I've got Whirl on the way. I'll... see Pharma about my leg. So no reason to worry.

[docbot]

If you're sure...

[He pauses, then adds a concerned addendum.]

My doors are always open. You know that, yes?

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

I don't even want to know what you were trying to do to that car.

[video]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Nothing! It just randomly... appeared on top of me while I was--

...

Okay, that may not be the best answer, but it is the real one. I mean, this Cybertron is all sorts of insane. A car falling out of thin air is hardly anything weird, I'm sure.

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Uh huh. So what did you try to do to it after it randomly fell on you?

I'm sure you can find someone without resorting to the Cybertronian equivalent of a blow-up doll.

First Aid looked pretty desperate the last time I saw him.

[Video] LOL I'm sorry? =D;;;

[notyourblueangel]

[Have a Seeker.]

[Have a Seeker laughing his aft off.]

[He doesn't actually realize his end is active. But that's okay - he kinda doesn't care. Because PIT this is funny!]

[Video] no need! :D

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[Ambulon glowers and watches Thundercracker for a moment before finally--] I can both hear and see you, you know!

[Video]

[invisiblepinkboat]

... Ambulon? I hope you're all right.

[She frowns, looking down at the screen and away from whatever she'd been looking at.]

Still need help?

[Video]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[Ambulon just feels more and more embarrassed and wants to curl under the car crushing his leg sob.]

I'm--I'm fine. Don't worry. Whirl's on his way. But... thank you for the offer.