001 Medical Report // [Voice] [originating from Trion's Temple]

[neonmedic]

[The voice may be familiar to several of you, and it's filled with a mixture of aggravation, confusion, and curiosity]

So, Cybertron, is it? Definitely not one I remember. A question for anyone who can hear this. Is there any more up to date information available? I'm not trusting the sole source so far.

Comments

[audio] I thought you were playing F.E.A.R....

[neonmedic]

Like you not being a Decepticon?

[audio] I was but I have to stop sometime

[namesnotprowl]

Among other things.

Though I know you're having trouble with even that much. You poor thing.

[audio] :3

[neonmedic]

Sympathy with a touch of mockery. Or perhaps mockery with a touch of sympathy. Oh, I'm filled with joy of being here with you. [just lay on the sarcasm a bit thicker, Ratchet, you missed a spot.]

[audio]

[namesnotprowl]

Oh please. You'd probably shoot me faster than Ironhide would. Luckily for you it's a big planet and none of us are required to endure each other's presences.

[audio]

[neonmedic]

That is a possibility. [for shooting or enduring presences? who knows.]

[audio]

[namesnotprowl]

Oh, I've had my fill of tolerating you from the last place I was stuck with you, believe me. You're more of a party-pooper than Blackout, and that takes talent.

[audio]

[neonmedic]

Really. I don't recall that occurring.

[audio]

[namesnotprowl]

Exactly, dearest.

[This is so annoying. It was annoying the last time too, as he recalls.]

[audio]

[neonmedic]

Not your dearest.

[audio]

[namesnotprowl]

[Oh. Oh.]

How would you know? You could've been. In another dimension~

[audio]

[neonmedic]

Possibility of different dimensions, though I wonder about you, Barricade.

[audio]

[namesnotprowl]

Possibility? You're in one. Or do you really run into hooded figures talking about Cybertron that often?

[audio]

[neonmedic]

The hooded figures are a bit new, yes. It doesn't necessarily mean that I am in a new dimension. It could be that we are in an earlier time, not necessarily a new dimension.

[audio]

[namesnotprowl]

An earlier time. In our dimension.

[Pfffffhahahahaha.]

Because our Primes- [He practically spits the word.] -were preparing our Cybertron for a god called 'Primus'. Right. Sure.

[audio]

[neonmedic]

I am open to possibilities, Barricade.

[audio]

[namesnotprowl]

Ha. We're alone in destroying each other and we always will be. There is no benevolent creator-god; there's just us, and our Primes wrecking things.

[audio]

[neonmedic]

That hasn't been disproven or proven, Barricade.

[audio]

[namesnotprowl]

Sure. [Snort.] Sure it hasn't.

[audio]

[neonmedic]

I wouldn't know about that, Barricade. So. Not proven or disproven. Yet.

[audio]

[namesnotprowl]

Well, if Primus was around, your faction probably chucked his heart into space. And then your human jammed it in Megatron's chest.

[audio]

[neonmedic]

It was either send it out to space where no one could use it, or live as slaves. On either Cybertron or Earth.

[audio]

[namesnotprowl]

Where no one could use it, except those humans that found it and started experimenting with it. Right?

The same humans that probably would've eventually used it to make war machines to kill each other. Right?

[audio]

[neonmedic]

That was an accident of chance. It could have landed in the Sun.

[snort] They had weapons before the Cube landed.

[audio]

[namesnotprowl]

And then we wouldn't have gotten stuck on that miserable little mudball someone deigned to call a planet.

Yes. As I recall, they were using rocks and sticks at the time. And then they started reverse engineering things from Megatron.

[audio]

[neonmedic]

At least Earth wasn't dying any time soon.

[dry snort]

They're humans. Curiosity is bred into them. They had a shiny new toy and he was useful. Doesn't excuse them, for really, to do that to another sentient being? Of course he was a touch frozen. [blandly] I heard navigation problems? Faulty systems, I would presume.