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re_alignment2012-09-13 09:03 pm
cliffjumper) wrote in re_alignment2012-09-13 09:03 pm
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[audio]
Does anybody have a fraggin' flamethrower or somethin'? It's getting harder to-- Gah!
[Does Cliffjumper sound frustrated? Yes, he does. Harried and slightly... on-edge, to be honest. Accompanying that are pinging, crunching noices and a lot of high-pitch babble or laughter.
Anyone actually listening to what those multitude of high-pitch voices are saying, will find it's all rather... disturbing in nature. This is the third time Cliffjumper's personal little horde of stick-figure SG!Primes have respawned, and he's having trouble luring them through lava to get rid of them.
And contrary to popular thought, he's not made of weapons. Especially not a flame-thrower, as he noticed they didn't take well to the lava when he accidentally managed to lob some of them in there during the first time they appeared.]
Pit-spawned, sludge-spewing little monsters!
[Something like the noise of glass breaking briefly takes over the feed, but Cliffjumper really can't figure out why some of them sort of breaks sometimes, like shooting or punching metal affected by glass gas does.]
[Does Cliffjumper sound frustrated? Yes, he does. Harried and slightly... on-edge, to be honest. Accompanying that are pinging, crunching noices and a lot of high-pitch babble or laughter.
Anyone actually listening to what those multitude of high-pitch voices are saying, will find it's all rather... disturbing in nature. This is the third time Cliffjumper's personal little horde of stick-figure SG!Primes have respawned, and he's having trouble luring them through lava to get rid of them.
And contrary to popular thought, he's not made of weapons. Especially not a flame-thrower, as he noticed they didn't take well to the lava when he accidentally managed to lob some of them in there during the first time they appeared.]
Pit-spawned, sludge-spewing little monsters!
[Something like the noise of glass breaking briefly takes over the feed, but Cliffjumper really can't figure out why some of them sort of breaks sometimes, like shooting or punching metal affected by glass gas does.]
[Video]
And no one's setting him on fire, Whirl.]
Yeah, well, I don't feel like bein' of fire today, even if what kills these things don't melt me.
[Mostly tired grumping. He just wants a flamethrower, is that so much to ask for? And yeah, any fire that's pointed away from him is "easily (or at least adequately) controlled"!]
[Video]
[Because: fire. It's kind of mean of you to dangle that in front of him and then put conditions on it.]
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHHH [He does not want to be heroic aaaahhh where is this coming from!!!]
Have no fear, unfortunate. I, Whirl, will save you from your...tiny Optimi?
[Video]
[Huff. Sorry, Whirl. Conditions are conditional and non-negotiable! But he really would appreciate a rescue. With fire.]
More like "tiny terrors tryin' to drive me outta my processor.
[Cliffjumper growls and accidentally squashes one (temporarily, that didn't seem to do much) against the screen.]
They just keep comin' back even when I get rid of them!