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[cliffjumper]

Does anybody have a fraggin' flamethrower or somethin'? It's getting harder to-- Gah!

[Does Cliffjumper sound frustrated? Yes, he does. Harried and slightly... on-edge, to be honest. Accompanying that are pinging, crunching noices and a lot of high-pitch babble or laughter.

Anyone actually listening to what those multitude of high-pitch voices are saying, will find it's all rather... disturbing in nature. This is the third time Cliffjumper's personal little horde of stick-figure SG!Primes have respawned, and he's having trouble luring them through lava to get rid of them.

And contrary to popular thought, he's not made of weapons. Especially not a flame-thrower, as he noticed they didn't take well to the lava when he accidentally managed to lob some of them in there during the first time they appeared.]

Pit-spawned, sludge-spewing little monsters!

[Something like the noise of glass breaking briefly takes over the feed, but Cliffjumper really can't figure out why some of them sort of breaks sometimes, like shooting or punching metal affected by glass gas does.]

Comments

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[notyourblueangel]

[He recognizes the Minibot's voice, though he's not about to assume that means he knows "this" one. Which also means the Autobot MIGHT not just as soon shoot him as accept help. For what all of that is worth. But he could use a good fight, what the Pit.]

Not a flamethrower, but I have afterburners...?

[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Enjoy your favorite caped copter. Who is also, by default, likely your least favorite caped copter.]

Citizen. It sounds like you are in need of HEROIC ASSISTANCE.

...like by punching things.

[Whirl is all about punching things. For justice.]

VIDEO;

[inferiordude]

Probably less destruction, more containment at this point, Cliffdude.

Also, uh. Hi. Sorry I was... all weird. At you?

[raceme]

Cliffjumper WHAT is going on?

Video

[has_guts]

Sounds like a job for my Fire Guts!

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

This entire planet is either falling apart or we've all been doused with some extremely potent hallucinogen!

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