[audio]

[cliffjumper]

Does anybody have a fraggin' flamethrower or somethin'? It's getting harder to-- Gah!

[Does Cliffjumper sound frustrated? Yes, he does. Harried and slightly... on-edge, to be honest. Accompanying that are pinging, crunching noices and a lot of high-pitch babble or laughter.

Anyone actually listening to what those multitude of high-pitch voices are saying, will find it's all rather... disturbing in nature. This is the third time Cliffjumper's personal little horde of stick-figure SG!Primes have respawned, and he's having trouble luring them through lava to get rid of them.

And contrary to popular thought, he's not made of weapons. Especially not a flame-thrower, as he noticed they didn't take well to the lava when he accidentally managed to lob some of them in there during the first time they appeared.]

Pit-spawned, sludge-spewing little monsters!

[Something like the noise of glass breaking briefly takes over the feed, but Cliffjumper really can't figure out why some of them sort of breaks sometimes, like shooting or punching metal affected by glass gas does.]

Comments

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

This entire planet is either falling apart or we've all been doused with some extremely potent hallucinogen!

[translation]

[audio]

[cliffjumper]

Un-fragging-fortunately, all of it's way too real.

[He growls and something bounces off metal.]

Hoped scrap like this wouldn't happen again after Axiom but apparently not!

[So, unfortunately, Ambulon, it's neither of those things. Just another day in paradise in a place suffering under a multiversal nexus.]

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[Taking a note out of CJ's page]

Un-fragging-believable.

[audio]

[cliffjumper]

Pretty much, yeah.

[He grunts, and then yells another insult at the critters, frustrated, before turning back to the... kind of, conversation with Ambulon.]

In Axiom, I once got pretty much to Omega Supreme's size by just drinkin' some energon... I wasn't going' to, but I forgot I put it in my subspace.

[He's still sort of annoyed at himself for that.]

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

[...]

I guess that... is better than, you know... All this?

[Are all alternate dimensions this batshit insane?]

[audio]

[cliffjumper]

... Suppose so, but well, that wasn't the only thing that happened, an' I think I actually got of kind of light that time.

[You can hear the grimace he's doing in his voice.

And Cliffjumper doesn't know if they all are, but the negative polarity one was pretty crazy (from his point of view) before he got used to it.]

Could be worse, I suppose.

[Ew, admitting that.]

[MIGHTY VIDEO] nigh obligatory threadjack

[whirlybird_of_prey]

If that's true you have some fraggin' heavy hallucinations.

[That car was not light. Never mind that he is ALL HERO and it was merely a warmup for his mighty thews. wow I can't believe spellcheck didn't redline me on 'thews'.]

[video of HUFF]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

I'd explain mass psychogenic disease and conversion disorders to you, but that's beside the point of me saying this place has suddenly gone to scrap. That, and you would probably fall into some fantasy world during my lecture on illnesses and "mind over matter".

[video of HUFF] NOW WITH THE RIGHT ACCOUNT orz

[whirlybird_of_prey]

....wut? Sorry, just sort of faded out there for a klik.

[Don't worry. It was a pretty awesome fantasy. His cape may even have grown as a result.]