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[kingofthetvworld]

[I hope you like sobbing bears because that's exactly what you're getting right now. Teddie looks pathetically into the screen with what appears to be a...kazoo in his mouth, held in the same manner one would comically hold a cigar.

He probably found that thing in the junk pile. Ew. I hope he at least washed it before sticking it in his mouth...]

Is there anyone not going crazy right now?! 'Cause I don't know how long I can bear this!

[At first it was kind of funny, but after dealing with being on the other end of mood swings and sudden dinosaurs, it's becoming just a little too much. It'd be nice to know if there's at least someone out there who's a tiny bit stable. Who woulda thunk this would be so stressful?

He ends his message with a cute little note from the kazoo.]

Comments

URG Bedtime, more later! :D

[winged_knight]

[Oh Teddie, he looks hurt now! Wing puts on a show, shrinking a little and lacing his fingers together in front of him.]

I'm sorry Teddie I thought you'd want to know...since you've been such an inspiration.

[kingofthetvworld]

[He's not going to fall for it, or at least he's trying really hard not to.]

Y-Yes, I know I'm an ins-bear-ation to many, b-but not to the likes of you. I know what you are! You can't trick me...

[winged_knight]

[Oh Teddie, it's beautiful how you put up a fight!]

Why not to the likes of me? [It looks like he takes personal affront.] What is it that you think I am?

[kingofthetvworld]

[Get ready for this. He thinks he's a genius right now.]

I've seen it a million times, I'm pretty much an expert at this rate. You're clearly...

[Dramatic pause plus pointing at Wing accusingly]

Wing's Shadow!

OMG that icon.

[winged_knight]

[!!!]

...........clearly. [A beat.] Because I look just like him.

So you're an expert in shadow matters and scoring then?

[kingofthetvworld]

[He's screaming at this point.]

I'm an expert on EVERYTHING and you should stay the heck away from me!!

[winged_knight]

[He laughs. And it's definitely AT YOU. Gross cackling almost. RUDE!]

Oh are you? Then why have I scored and you haven't? Hmmm...?

[kingofthetvworld]

Because there's more robots than girls here, duh.

[He's trying very hard not to seem intimidated, but it's haaaaard.]

[winged_knight]

Oh but there are some. I've seen you talking to them. [An impish little smile.]
Maybe you're the one who needs some tips.

[All things considered Teddie, you are putting up a pretty brave front.]

[kingofthetvworld]

[He's a mess on the inside, trust me.]

F-For your information, I'm open to tips.